Here some are thinkin on their sins, Anither sighs an' prays: On this hand sits a chosen swatch, To chairs that day. O happy is that man an' blest! Unkend that day. Now a' the congregation o'er For ****** speels the holy door, Wi' fright that day. Hear how he clears the points o' faith Wi' rattlin an' thumpin! Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath, He's stampin an' he's jumpin! His lengthen'd chin, his turn'd-up snout, His eldritch squeel and gestures, O how they fire the heart devout, Like cantharidian plasters, On sic a day! But, hark! the tent has chang'd its voice; They canna sit for anger. ***** opens out his cauld harangues, On practice and on morals; An' aff the Godly pour in thrangs, To gie the jars an' barrels A lift that day. What signifies his barren shine, That's right that day. In guid time comes an antidote See, up he's got the word o' G—, An' meek an' mim has view'd it, While Common Sense has ta'en the road, An' aff, an' up the Cowgate2, Fast, fast, that day. A street so called, which faces the tent in . Wee **** niets, the guard relieves, An' Orthodoxy raibles, Tho' in his heart be weel believes, An' thinks it auld wives' fables: But, faith the birkie wants à manse, So, cannily he hums them; Altho' his carnal wit an' sense Like hafflins-ways o'ercomes him Now butt an' ben, the Change-house fills, They raise a din, that, in the end, Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. Leeze me on drink! it gies us mair It never fails, on drinking deep, By night or day. The lads an' lasses, blythely bent On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk, They're making observations; While some are cozie i' the neuk, An' formin assignations To meet some day. But now the L-d's ain trumpet touts, Till a' the hills are rairin, An' echoes back return the shouts: His talk o' h-ll, where devils dwell, Wi' fright that day. A vast, unbottom'd, boundless pit, "Twad be owre lang a tale, to tell An' how they crouded to the yill, How drink gaed round, in cogs and caups, An' cheese an' bread, frae women's laps, An' dawds that day. 3 Shakspeare's Hamlet. In comes a gaucie, gash guidwife, Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife, The auld guidmen, about the grace, Fu' lang that day. Waesucks! for him that gets nae lass, On sic a day! Now Clinkumbell, wi' rattlin tow, Some swagger home, the best they dow, Some wait the afternoon. At slaps the billies halt a blink, Till lasses strip their shoon: Wi' faith and hope, an' love an' drink, They're a' in famous tune, For crack that day. How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses! Their hearts o' stane gin night are gane, As saft as ony flesh is. |