For sure such confusion was never yet known, Here a cap, there a hat, there a cardinal blown ; While his lordship embroidered and powdered all o'er, Was bowing and handing the ladies ashore. How the misses did huddle, and scuddle, and run! On Her ladyship's sister; Lord Cram and Lord Vulture, Sir Brandish O'Culter, With Marshal Carouzer, And old Lady Mouzer, And the great Hanoverian Baron Pansmouzer; Besides many others, who all in the rain went, purpose to honour this great entertainment. The made a most brilliant appearance, company And ate bread and butter with great perseverance; All the chocolate, too, that my lord set before 'em, The ladies despatched with the utmost decorum. Soft musical numbers were heard all around, The horns and the clarions' echoing sound. Sweet were the strains, as odorous gales that blow O'er fragrant banks, where pinks and roses THE DEJEUNER.-ANSTEY (1724-1805). [Christopher Anstey is known as the author of a light, satirical, and humorous poem, called the "New Bath Guide," in which he held up the follies, amusements, chit-chat, and scandal of the city of Bath, at that time the most fashionable watering-place in England. The following description is given by a young city lady, not too well-educated or highly bred.] (Read this humorous description, in a light, sparkling, accented style.) Now my lord had the honour of coming down post, liver; He said it would greatly our pleasure promote, If we all for Spring Gardens set out in a boat: I never as yet could his reason explain Why we all sallied forth in the wind and the rain, *Toast; any lady was called a toast whose health was frequently drunk by gentlemen at their parties. This was called toasting her; because it was customary, in those days, to take a toast in wine. Thus, a lady whose name frequently accompanied wine-drinking, by her health being proposed, was called a "reigning toast." The word toast, now a days, is applied to a sentiment, given after dinner, for it is no longer the habit of gentlemen to couple the names of ladies whom they honour with their wine. For sure such confusion was never yet known, Here a cap, there a hat, there a cardinal blown ; While his lordship embroidered and powdered all o'er, Was bowing and handing the ladies ashore. How the misses did huddle, and scuddle, and run! Her ladyship's sister; Lord Cram and Lord Vulture, Sir Brandish O'Culter, And old Lady Mouzer, And the great Hanoverian Baron Pansmouzer; Sweet were the strains, as odorous gales that blow O'er fragrant banks, where pinks and roses The peer was quite ravish'd, while close to his side Sat Lady Bunbutter in beautiful pride! Oft turning his eyes, he with rapture surveyed All the powerful charms she so nobly displayed: As when at the feast of the brave Alexander, Timotheus the musical son of Musander, Breathed notes to delight that victorious commander! O! had I a voice that was stronger than steel, With twice fifty tongues to express what I feel, And as many good mouths, yet ne'er could I utter, All the speeches my lord made to Lady Bun butter! So polite all the time that he ne'er touch'd a bit, While she ate up his rolls and applauded his wit, For they tell me that men of true taste, when they treat, Should talk a great deal, but they never should eat; And if that be the fashion, I never will give * The night-coach from London. Cries Peggy, "This place is enchantingly pretty; And never so civil a gentleman meet; You may talk what you please, you may search London through, You may go to Carlisle's and to Almanack's too, And I'll give you my head if you find such a host, For coffee, tea, chocolate, butter and toast: How he welcomes at once all the world and his wife, And how civil to folk he ne'er saw in his life." So, when we had wasted more bread at a break fast Than the poor of our parish have ate for this week past, I saw all at once, a prodigious great throng, At once to receive all the thanks of a crowd. Some few insignificant folk went away, Just to follow the employments and calls of the day; But those who knew better their time how to spend, |