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I blushed when you asked me to marry,
I vowed I would never forget;
And at parting I gave my dear Harry
A beautiful vinegarette!

We spent, en province, all December
And I ne'er condescended to look
At Sir Charles, or the rich county member,
Or even at that darling old duke.
You were busy with dogs and with horses,
Alone in my chamber I sat,
And made you the nicest of purses,

And the smartest black-satin cravat!

At night, with that vile lady Frances
(Je fasois moi tapisserie)
You danced every one of the dances,
And never once thought of poor me!
Mon pauvre petit cœur! what a shiver
I felt as she danced the last set, [her,
And you gave, oh, mon Dieu! to revive
My beautiful vinegarette!

Return, love! away with coquetting;
This flirting disgraces a man!
And ah! all the while you're forgetting
The heart of your poor little Fan!
Reviens! break away from these Circes,
Reviens for a nice little chat;
And I've made you the sweetest of purses,
And a lovely black-satin cravat!

There! Is it not the thing now? Perhaps you will like to see the vulgar ballad on which I have founded my strains? It is so paltry and low, that, were it not for curiosity's sake, I really would not send it.

"Still your I'll wash, and your grog, too, I'll make."

Improper stuff! ashamed to write it.

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"When the knight to battle went,
Leaving her he loved so well,
How the maid grew pale and pined,
None might witness, none could tell.
Weep! the while I sing!

Through the gardens like a ghost
All the evenings she would creep.
Fears, not dreams, her pillow strewed-
Ah! that youth should fail to sleep!
Weep the while I sing!

Still she hoped-the tower would climb,
Whence she saw him ride away —
Thence to watch for casque and plume,
Glancing in the evening ray.

Weep! the while I sing!

There she watched; but tidings came-
Woe is me! by Moorish guile
Fell the knight! A broken flower
Marks her tomb in minster-aisle!

Weep! my song is done!"

Weep! my song is done, indeed! On the contrary, one is by no means sorry to arrive at the conclusion, and only weeps that the song should ever be begun. Miss Montmorency Slabber has quite as much pathos as the Spanish "Letrilla; " and her pathetic refrain of "Eleleu" is to the full as touching as the burden of the latter ditty. We have chosen the words because they really are good and smooth, not from a desire to seize upon

the worst portions of the silly bits of clinquant strung together, and called gems of beauty. All the pictures are poor. Except Dyces' "Signal," and Cattermole's "Duenna," not one is worth a penny.

In "Fisher's Scrap-book," Miss Landon has some pretty verses; and we give a set from the same publication which show that, among the annual contributors, at least somebody can write good, honest, manly lines. Such verses are perfectly intoxicating after so much fashionable milk and water.

THE SACK Of MagdeburgH. "When the breach was open laid, Bold we mounted to the attack; Five times the assault was made, Four times were we beaten back.

Many a gallant comrade fell

In the desperate mêlée there;
Sped their spirits ill or well
Know I not, nor do I care.

But the fifth time, up we strode
O'er the dying and the dead;
Hot the western sunbeam glowed,
Sinking in a blaze of red.

Redder in the gory way

Our deep-plashing footsteps sank, As the cry of Slay! slay! slay !? Echoed fierce from rank to rank.

And we slew, and slew, and slew-
Slew them with unpitying sword:
Negligently could we do

The commanding of the Lord?

Fled the coward-fought the brave,
Wailed the mother-wept the child;
But there did not 'scape the glave
Man who frowned, or babe who smiled.

There were thrice ten thousand men
When the morning sun arose;
Lived not twice three hundred when
Sunk that sun at evening close.

Then we spread the wasting flame,
Fanned to fury by the wind:

Of the city, but the name -
Nothing more-is left behind!

Hall and palace, dome and tower,
Lowly shed and soaring spire,
Fell in that victorious hour

Which consigned the town to fire.

All that man had wrought— all — all
To its pristine dust had gone;
For, inside the shattered wall,
Left we never stone on stone.

For it burst not till it gave
Should not brave soldadoes have
All it had to yield of spoil:

Some rewarding for their toil?
What the villain sons of trade
Earned by years of toil and care,
Prostrate at our bidding laid,
By one moment won, was there.
There, within the burning town,
'Mid the steaming heaps of dead,
Cheered by sound of hostile moan
Did we the joyous banquet spread.
Laughing loud, and quaffing long,
To the sky our jocund song
With our glorious labors o'er:

Told the city was NO MORE."

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The reader knows the name that is signed to these verses, that of the standard-bearing Doctor: not Gifford, the learned Doctor; not Southey, the polyglot Doctor; not Bowring, the encyclopædian Doctor; not Dennis,THE DOCTOR, in short, and long life to him! the man who reads, writes, and knows every thing, and adorns every thing of which he writes -even Homer. Modesty forbids us to mention his name; but it hangs to the end of certain translations from the "Odyssey," to which we refer the public, and which may be found in this very Magazine.

And now, after the Doctor's fierce lyrics, let us give some of Mr. Milnes's stanzas; which ought to have appeared among the other extracts from "The Keepsake;" but they are fit for much better company:·

SONG.

BY R. M. MILNES, ESQ., M. P.

I wandered by the brookside,
I wandered by the mill;

I could not hear the brook flow,
The noisy wheel was still:
There was no burr of grasshopper,
No chirp of any bird;

But the beating of my own heart Was all the sound I heard.

I sat beneath the elm-tree,

I watched the long, long shade, And as it still grew longer

I did not feel afraid;
For I listened for a footfall,
I listened for a word;

But the beating of my own heart
Was all the sound I heard.

He came not-no, he came not!
The night came on alone,
The little stars sat one by one
Each on his golden throne;
The evening air passed by my check,

The leaves above were stirred;
But the beating of my own heart
Was all the sound I heard.

Fast, silent tears were flowing,
When something stood behind;
A hand was on my shoulder,

I knew its touch was kind:
It drew me nearer, nearer —

We did not speak a word;
But the beating of our own hearts
Was all the sound we heard."

Kissing, actually! Oh, Mr. Milnes, you naughty, naughty man!

great fringes of eyelashes, close those silly coral slits of mouths. Avaunt, ye spider-waisted monsters! who have flesh, but no bones; silly bodies, but no souls. And ye, O young artists! who were made for better things than to paint such senseless gimcracks, and make fribble furniture for tawdry drawing-room tables, look at Nature, and blush! See how much nobler she is than your pettifogging art!how much more beautiful Truth is than your miserable tricked-up lies. More lovely is she than a publisher's bill at three months, - -a better paymistress in the end than Messrs Heath, Finden, and all their crew. The diversion made by Miss Slab- The world loves bad pictures, truly; ber has occupied us so long, that we but yours it is to teach the world, are obliged to bring our remarks ab- for you know better. Copy Nature. ruptly to a close, with the briefest Don't content yourselves with idle possible notice of the remaining Keep-recollections of her; be not satisfied sakes. "The Amaranth" is remarkable for the very bad engravings it contains, and the excellence of its literary department. "The Children of the Nobility " contains Landseer's beautiful picture of Miss Blanche Egerton, and no more. In "The Book of Beauty," most especially to be admired is the beautiful, sparkling Duchess of Sutherland; Lady Mahon, who looks beautiful, gentle, and kind; and Lady Powerscourt, whose face and figure seem to be modelled from Diana and Hebe. Oh, Medora, Zuleika, Juana, Juanina, Juanetta, and company!- Oh, ye of the taper fingers, and six-inch eyes! shut those

with knowing pretty tricks of drawing and color; stand not still because donkeys proclaim that you have arrived at perfection. Above all, read sedulously " Regina," who watches you with an untiring eye, "and, whether stern or smiling, loves you still." Remember that she always tells you the truth, she never puffeth, neither doth she blame unnecessarily. Remember, too, that the year beginneth. Can there be a more favorable opportunity to pour in with your subscriptions?

One word more. Thank Heaven, the nudities have gone out of fashion! the public has to thank us for that.

A SECOND LECTURE ON THE FINE ARTS.

BY MICHAEL ANGELO TITMARSH, ESQ.

THE EXHIBITIONS.

Jack Straw's Castle, Hampstead. MY DEAR BRICABRAC, -You, of course, remember the letter on the subject of our exhibitions which I addressed to you this time last year. As you are now lying at the Hôtel Dieu, wounded during the late unsuccessful émeute (which I think, my dear friend, is the seventeenth you have been engaged in), and as the letter which I wrote last year was received with unbounded applause by the people here, and caused a sale of three or four editions of this Magazine, I cannot surely, my dear Bricabrac, do better than send you another sheet or two, which may console you under your present bereavement, and at the same time amuse the British public, who now know their friend Titmarsh as well as you in France know that little scamp Thiers.

than look over the heap of picturegallery catalogues which I brought with me from London, and communicate to you, my friend in Paris, my remarks thereon.

A man, with five shillings to spare, may at this present moment half kill himself with pleasure in London town, and in the neighborhood of Pall Mall, by going from one picture gallery to another, and examining the beauties and absurdities which are to be found in each. There is first the National Gallery (entrance, nothing), in one wing of the little ginshop of a building so styled near St. Martin's Church; in another wing is the exhibition of the Royal Academy (entrance, one shilling; catalogue, one ditto). After having seen this, you come to the Water-Color Exhibition in Pall Mall East; then to the gallery in Suffolk Street; and, finally, to the New Water-Color Society in Pall Mall, -a pretty room, which Well, then, from Jack Straw's Cas- formerly used to be a gamblingtle, an hotel on Hampstead's breezy house, where many a bout of seven'sheath, which_ Keats, Wordsworth, the-main, and iced champagne, has Leigh Hunt, F. W. N. Bayly, and been had by the dissipated in former others of our choicest spirits, have days. All these collections (all the often patronized, and a heath of which modern ones, that is) deserve to be every pool, bramble, furze-bush-with-noticed, and contain a deal of good, clothes-hanging-on-it-to-dry, steep, bad, and indifferent wares, as is the stock, stone, tree, lodging-house, and way with all other institutions in this distant gloomy background of London wicked world. city, or bright green stretch of sunshiny Hertfordshire meadows, has been depicted by our noble English landscape painter, Constable, in his own Constabulary way. -at Jack Straw's Castle, I say, where I at this present moment am located (not that it matters in the least, but the world is always interested to know where men of genius are accustomed to disport themselves), I cannot do better

Commençons donc avec le commencement-with the Exhibition of the Royal Academy, which consists, as everybody knows, of thirty-eight knight and esquire academicians, and nineteen simple and ungenteel associates, who have not so much as shabby Mister before their names. recollect last year facetiously ranging these gentlemen in rank, according to what I conceived to be their merits,

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while behind it (a cold gray moon looking down on it), slow, sad, and majestic, follows the brave old ship, with death, as it were, written on her. I think, my dear Bricabrac (although, to be sure, your nation would be somewhat offended by such a collection of trophies), that we ought not, in common gratitude, to sacrifice entirely these noble old champions of ours, but that we should have somewhere a museum of their skeletons, which our children might visit, and think of the brave deeds which were done in them. The bones of "The Agamemnon" and "The Captain,"

-King Mulready, Prince Maclise, Lord Landseer, Archbishop Eastlake (according to the best of my memory, for Jack Straw, strange to say, does not take in "Fraser's Magazine"), and so on. At present, a great number of new-comers, now associates even, ought to be elevated to these aristocratic dignities; and, perhaps, the order ought to be somewhat changed. There are many more good pictures (here and elsewhere) than there were last year. A great stride has been taken in matters of art, my dear friend. The young painters are stepping forward. Let the old fogies look to it; let the old Academic Olym-"The Vanguard," "The Culloden," pians beware, for there are fellows among the rising race who bid fair to oust them from sovereignty. They have not yet arrived at the throne, to be sure, but they are near it. The lads are not so good as the best of the academicians; but many of the academicians are infinitely worse than the lads, and are old, stupid, and cannot improve, as the younger and more active painters will.

If you are particularly anxious to know what is the best picture in the room, not the biggest (Sir David Wilkie's is the biggest, and exactly contrary to the best), I must request you to turn your attention to a noble river-piece by J. W. M. Turner, Esq., R. A., "The fighting Téméraire". as grand a painting as ever figured on the walls of any academy, or came from the casel of any painter. The old Téméraire is dragged to her last home by a little, spiteful, diabolical steamer. A mighty red sun, amidst a host of flaring clouds, sinks to rest on one side of the picture, and illumines a river that seems interminable, and a countless navy that fades away into such a wonderful distance as never was painted before. The little demon of a steamer is belching out a volume (why do I say a volume? not a hundred volumes could express it) of foul, lurid, red-hot, malignant smoke, paddling furiously, and lashing up the water round about it;

and "The Victory," ought to be sacred relics, for Englishmen to worship almost. Think of them when alive, and braving the battle and the breeze, they carried Nelson and his heroes, victorious by the Cape of St. Vincent, in the dark waters of Aboukir, and through the fatal conflict of Trafalgar. All these things, my dear Bricabrac, are, you will say, absurd, and not to the purpose. Be it so: but Bow-bellites as we are, we Cockneys feel our hearts leap up when we recall them to memory; and every clerk in Threadneedle Street feels the strength of a Nelson when he thinks of the mighty actions performed by him.

It is absurd, you will say (and with a great deal of reason), for Titmarsh, or any other Briton, to grow so politically enthusiastic about a four-foot canvas, representing a ship, a steamer, a river, and a sunset. But herein surely lies the power of the great artist. He makes you see and think of a great deal more than the objects before you; he knows how to soothe or to intoxicate, to fire or to depress, by a few notes, or forms, or colors, of which we cannot trace the effect to the source, but only acknowledge the power. I recollect, some years ago, at the theatre at Weimar, hearing Beethoven's "Battle of Vittoria," in which, amidst a storm of glorious music, the air of "God save the

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