Ye tenths of rape, hemp, barley, flax, Leaving the whole lay-world, since then, Alas, and is all this wise device For the saving of souls thus gone in a trice?— With the ears of their barley, not their own,) By right divine, their tenth of tillage, It is o'er, it is o'er, my reign is o'er, So lives he, Mammon's priest, not Heaven's, 1 Chaucer's Plowman complains of the parish rectors, that "For the tithing of a duck, Or an apple or an aye, (egg,) They make him swear upon a boke; Thus they foulen Christ's fay." Among the specimens laid before Parliament of the sort (Books fit only to hoard dust in,) Is all then lost ?-alas, too true- THE EUTHANASIA OF VAN. "We are told that the bigots are growing old and fast wearing out. If it be so, why not let us die in peace!"— LORD BEXLEY'S Letter to the Freeholders of Kent. STOP, Intellect, in mercy stop, Hide, Knowledge, hide thy rising sun, Young Freedom, veil thy head; Let nothing good be thought or done, Till Nick V-ns-tt-t's dead! Take pity on a dotard's fears, Who much doth light detest; And let his last few drivelling years Be dark as were the rest. You, too, ye fleeting one-pound notes, Speed not so fast away Ye rags, on which old Nicky gloats, A few months longer stay. Together soon, or much I err, You both from life may goThe notes unto the scavenger, And Nick-to Nick below. Ye Liberals, whate'er your plan, Be all reforms suspended; of Church rates levied upon Catholics in Ireland, was a charge of two pipes of port for sacramental wine. 3 Ezekiel, xxxiv. 10.-" Neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from the mouth, that they may not be meat for them." 4 Perituræ parcere chartæ. A CURIOUS FACT. Just as honest King Stephen his beaver might doff To the fishes that carried his kind uncle offAnd while filial piety urges so many on, THE present Lord K-ny-n (the Peer who writes "Tis pure apple-pie-ety moves my Lord K―ny-n letters, For which the waste-paper folks much are his debtors) Hath one little oddity, well worth reciting, Which puzzleth observers, even more than his wri ting Whenever Lord K-ny-n doth chance to behold Pie-worship, they hold, coming under the head Sir, NEW-FASHIONED ECHOES. Most of your readers are, no doubt, acquainted with the anecdote told of a certain, not over-wise, judge, who, when in the act of delivering a charge in some country court-house, was interrupted by the braying of an ass at the door. "What noise is that?" asked the angry judge. "Only an extraor¦ dinary echo there is in court, my Lord," answered one of the counsel. As there are a number of such "extraordinary echoes” abroad just now, you will not, perhaps, be unwilling, Mr. | For the service that pie-crust hath done to his Editor, to receive the following few lines suggested by them. I prose ; The only good things in his pages, they swear, Being those that the pastry-cook sometimes puts there. Others say, 'tis a homage, through pie-crust convey'd, To our Glorious Deliverer's much-honor'd shade; But 'tis needless to add, these are all vague surmises, For thus, we're assured, the whole matter arises: His death was brought on by a bad indigestion, From cold apple-pie-crust his Lordship would stuff in, At breakfast, to save the expense of hot muffin. Hence it is, and hence only, that cold apple-pies Are beheld by his Heir with such reverent eyes 1 See the anecdote, which the Duchess of Marlborough relates in her Memoirs of this polite hero appropriating to himself, one day, at dinner, a whole dish of green peas-the first of the season-while the poor Princess Anne, who was then in a longing condition, sat by, vainly entreating, with her eyes, for a share. Yours &c. When K-ny-n commences the bray, And the Borough-Duke follows his track'; And loudly from Dublin's sweet bay, R-thd-ne brays, with interest, back ;— And while, of most echoes the sound On our ear by reflection doth fall, These Brunswickers' pass the bray round, Without any reflection at all. Oh Scott, were I gifted like you, Who can name all the echoes there are From Benvoirlich to bold Ben-venue, From Benledi to wild Uamvar; I might track, through each hard Irish name, To the chief Neddy, K-ny-n, again; Might tell how it roar'd in R-thd-ne, Of the fat-pated Marquis of E-y; How, on hearing my Lord of G——e, Thistle-eaters, the stoutest, gave way, Outdone, in their own special line, By the forty-ass power of his bray! But, no-for so humble a bard "Tis a subject too trying to touch on; Such noblemen's names are too hard, And their noddles too soft to dwell much on. Oh Echo, sweet nymph of the hill, Of the dell, and the deep-sounding shelves; If, in spite of Narcissus, you still 1st Bruns.-Round about the caldron go; In the poisonous nonsense throw. Bigot spite, that long hath grown, Like a toad within a stone, Sweltering in the heart of Sc-tt, Boil we in the Brunswick pot. All.-Dribble, dribble, nonsense d: oble, Eld-n, talk, and K-ny-n, scribble. 2d Bruns.-Slaver from N-wc-stle's quill In the noisome mess distil, Brimming high our Brunswick broth Both with venom and with froth. From my Lord of S-1-sb-y,— And, to keep it company, Take to fools who are charm'd with themselves, Let that conjuror W-nclı—ls—a All-Dribble, dribble, nonsense dribble, B-xl-y, talk, and K-ny-n, scribble. 3d Bruns. Now the charm begins to brew; Sisters, sisters, add thereto Scraps of L-thbr-dge's old speeches, C- WHENE'ER you're in doubt, said a Sage I once knew, "Twixt two lines of conduct which course to pursue, Ask a woman's advice, and, whate'er she advise, Do the very reverse, and you're sure to be wise. Of the same use as guides, are the Brunswicker throng; Watch well how he dines, during any great Ques tion What makes him feed gayly, what spoils his diges tion And always feel sure that his joy o'er a stew Read him backwards, like Hebrew-whatever he wishes, Or praises, note down as absurd, or pernicious. Like an Irish barometer turn'd the wrong way :- nigh; In their thought words, and deeds, so instinctively Such my recipe is-and, in one single verse, |