And my wish is, in truth, that the best of old fellows Should not, on recovering, have cause to be jealous, A new era's arrived,2-though you'd hardly believe it And all things, of course, must be new to receive it. New villas, new fêtes, (which ev'n Waithman attends,) New saddles, new helmets, and-why not new friends? I repeat it, "New Friends"-for I cannot describe The delight I am in with this P-rc-v-l tribe. Such capering!-Such vaporing!—Such rigor! Such vigor! North, South, East, and West, they have cut such a figure, That soon they will bring the whole world round our ears, And leave us no friends-but Old Nick and Algiers. When I think of the glory they've beam'd on my chains, 'Tis enough quite to turn my illustrious brains. It is true we are bankrupts in commerce and riches, For Papists the one, and with Papists the other; Oh deeds of renown!-shall I boggle or flinch, No-let England's affairs go to rack, if they will, We'll look after th' affairs of the Continent still; And, with nothing at home but starvation and riot, Find Lisbon in bread, and keep Sicily quiet. 1"1 certainly am the last person in the kingdom to whom it can be permitted to despair of our royal father's recovery." -Prince's Letter. 2 "A new era is now arrived, and I cannot but reflect with satisfaction," &c.-Ibid. "I have no predilections to indulge,-no resentments to gratify."-Ibid. I am proud to declare I have no predilections,* My heart is a sieve, where some scatter'd affections Are just danced about for a moment or two, And the finer they are, the more sure to ru through: Neither feel I resentments, nor wish there should come ill To mortal-except (now I think on't) Beau Who threaten'd last year, in a superfine passion, I hope, like the Vender of Best Patent Blacking, "To meet with the gen'rous and kind approbation "Of a candid, enlighten'd, and liberal nation." By the by, ere I close this magnificent Letter, (No man, except Pole, could have writ you better,) "Twould please me if those, whom I've humbugg' so long1 With the notion (good men!) that I knew righ from wrong, Would a few of them join me-mind, only a fewTo let too much light in on me never would do; But even Grey's brightness shan't make me afraid, While I've C-md-n and Eld-n to fly to fo shade; Nor will Holland's clear intellect do us much harm While there's W-stm-rel-nd near him to weak en the charm. As for Moira's high spirit, if aught can subdue it, Sure joining with H-rtf-rd and Y-rm-th wi do it! Between R-d-r and Wh-rt-n let Sheridan si And the fogs will soon quench even Sheridan's wit And against all the pure public feeling that glows Ev'n in Whitbread himself we've a Host in G-rg R-se! So, in short, if they wish to have Places, the may, And I'll thank you to tell al these matters to Grey 4 "I cannot conclude without expressing the gratificatio I should feel if some of those persons with whom the ear habits of my public life were formed would strengthen m hands, and constitute a part of my government."—Ibid. "You are authorized to communicate these sentiment to Lord Grey, who, I have no doubt, will make them know to Lord Grenville."-Ibid. Ranging these in order due, Pluck me next an old Cuckoo ; Emblem of the happy fates Of easy, kind, cornuted mates. Puck him well-be sure you doWho wouldn't be an old Cuckoo, Thus to have his plumage bless'd, Beaming on a R-y—l crest ? Bravo, Plumist!-now what bird Shall we find for Plume the third? You must get a learned Owl, Bleakest of black-letter fowl,Bigot bird, that hates the light, Foe to all that's fair and bright. Seize his quills, (so form'd to pen Books, that shun the search of men ; 1"I shall send a copy of this letter immediately to Mr. Perceval."-Prince's Letter. 1 Sce Prior's poem, entitled "The Dove." 'P-re-v-l. EXTRACTS FROM THE DIARY OF A POLITICIAN. Wednesday. THROUGH M-nch-st-r Square took a canter just now Met the old yellow chariot, and made a low bow. Mem.-when next by the old yellow chariot I ride, To remember there is nothing princely inside. Thursday. At Levee to-day made another sad blunder- "Fine weather," says he-to which I, who must prate, Answer'd, "Yes, Sir, but changeable rather, of late." He took it, I fear, for he look'd somewhat gruff, And handled his new pair of whiskers so rough, That before all the courtiers I fear'd they'd come off, And then, Lord, how Geramb would triumphantly scoff! In allusion to "the Book" which created such a sensation at that period. The incog. vehicle of the Pr-ce. Baron Geramb, the rival of his R. H. in whiskers. Mem.—to buy for son Dicky some unguent or lotion Last night a Concert-vastly gay- EPIGRAM. WHAT news to-day?-Oh! worse and worse- Cried aloud, one and all, “Come, your Godship must pack "You'll not do for us, though you may do f Kings." Then, trampling these images under their feet, They sent Crack a petition, beginning "Gre Cæsar! "We're willing to worship; but only entreat "That you'll find us some decenter Godhea than these are." "I'll try," says King Crack-so they furnish'd hi models Of better shaped Gods, but he sent them a back; Some were chisell'd too fine, some had heads 'sted of noddles, In short, they were all much too godlike f Crack So he took to his darling old Idols again, And, just mending their legs and new bronzin their faces, In opon defiance of Gods and of man, Set the monsters up grinning once more in the places. EPIGRAM. DIALOGUE BETWEEN A CATHOLIC DELEGATE AND HIS B-Y-L H-GHN-SS THE D-E OF OB-L-D. SAID his Highness to Ned,' with that grim face of his, "Why refuse us the Veto, dear Catholic Neddy?" "Because, Sir," said Ned, looking full in his phiz, "You're forbidding enough, in all conscience, already!" WREATHS FOR THE MINISTERS. AN ANACREONTIC. HITHER, Flora, Queen of Flowers! Haste thee from Old Brompton's bowers- From the King's well-odor'd Road, Those, who rule and (some say) fool us- First you must then, willy-nilly, Fetch me many an orange lilyOrange of the darkest dye Irish G-ff-rd can supply;Choose me out the longest sprig, And stick it in old Eld-n's wig. Find me next a Poppy posy; Type of his harangues so dozy, Garland gaudy, dull and cool, To crown the head of L-v-rp-L "Twill console his brilliant brows For that loss of laurel boughs, Which they suffer'd (what a pity!) On the road to Paris City. 1 Edward Byrne, the head of the Delegates of the Irish Catholics. The ancients, in like manner, crowned their Lares, or Household Gods. See Juvenal, Sat. 9. iv. 138.-Plutarch, too, tells us that Household Gods were then, as they are now, "much given to War and penal Statutes."-epivvvwdels kal ποινίμους δαίμονας. ⚫ Certain tinsel imitations of the Shamrock which are distributed by the Servants of Cn House every Patrick's Day Next, our C-stl-r-gh to crown, Bring me from the County Down, Wither'd Shamrocks, which have been Gilded o'er, to hide the green(Such as H-df-t brought away From Pall-Mall last Patrick's day)3— Stitch the garland through and through With shabby threads of every hue;— And as, Goddess!-entre nous-His lordship loves (though best of men) A little torture, now and then, Crimp the leaves, thou first of Syrens, Crimp them with thy curling-irons Nor tremble, my lad, at the state of our granaries: Should there come famine, Still plenty to cram in You always shall have, my dear Lord of the Stan naries. Brisk let us revel, while revel we may; For the gay bloom of fifty soon passes away, And infirm. and-all that, And a wig (I confess it) so clumsily sits, That it frightens the little Loves out of their wits; Thy whiskers, too, Y-rm-th!-alas, even they, Though so rosy they burn, Too quickly must turn (What a heart-breaking change for thy whiskers!) to Grey. Then why, my Lord Warden, oh! why should you fidget Your mind about matters you don't understand? Or why should you write yourself down for an idiot, Because "you," forsooth, "have the pen in your hand!" Think, think how much better Than scribbling a letter, (Which both you and I Should avoid, by the by,) How much pleasanter 'tis to sit under the bust a new one; While Charley looks sulky and frowns at me, just As the Ghost in the Pantomime frowns at Don Juan. To crown us, Lord Warden, In C-mb-rl-nd's garden Grows plenty of monk's hood in venomous sprigs: While Otto of Roses Refreshing all noses Shall sweetly exhale from our whiskers and wig • What youth of the Household will cool our Noya In that streamlet delicious, That down 'midst the dishes, All full of gold fishes, Romantic doth flow ?40 Or who will repair Unto M-ch- ―r Sq―e, And see if the gentle Marchesa be there? The newest No-Popery Sermon that's going12 Oh! let her come, with her dark tresses flowing All gentle and juvenile, curly and gay, In the manner of-Ackermann's Dresses fo May! HORACE, ODE XXII. LIB. I. FREELY TRANSLATED BY LORD ELD-N. 13 THE man who keeps a conscience pure, (If not his own, at least his Prince's,) Through toil and danger walks secure, Looks big and black, and never winces. 14 No want has he of sword or dagger, Cock'd hat or ringlets of Geramb; Though Peers may laugh, and Papists swagger, He doesn't care one single d-mn. 15 Whether midst Irish chairmen going, Or through St. Giles's alleys dim, 'Mid drunken Sheelahs, blasting, blowing, No matter, 'tis all one to him. |