(While you hum the poor spoonies' with speeches, so | My eyes, how delightful!-the rabble well gagg'd, The Swells in high feather, and old Boney lagg'd!' pretty, 'Bout Freedom, and Order, and--all my eye, Betty,) tion, He hereby submits to your royal rumgumption. It being now settled that emperors and kings, on; Yet as something may happen to kick up a breeze- I'll answer to train the whole HOLY ALLIANCE! Just think, please your Majesties, how you'd prefer it To vulgar red-coated rapscallions must fall, Who have no Right Divine to have merit at all! ACCOUNT OF THE GRAND SET-TO BE- LONG SANDY, by name of the Bear much renown'd, LAST Tuesday, at Moulsey, the Balance of Power While snug and secure you may now run your rigs," Was settled by Twelve Tightish Rounds, in an hourWithout fear that old Boney will bother your gigs-The Buffers, both "Boys of the Holy Ground;"—" As your Honours, too, bless you! though all of a trade, Yet agreeing like new ones, have lately been made Special constables o'er us, for keeping the peace,Let us hope now that wars and rumbustions will cease; That soldiers and guns, like "the Devil and his works,' Will henceforward be left to Jews, Negers, and Turks; Till Brown Bess12 shall soon, like Miss Tabitha Fusty, For want of a spark to go off with, grow rusty, And lobsters13 will lie such a drug upon hand, That our do-nothing Captains must all get japann'd!1 1 Simpletons, alias, Innocents. 2 Drinking your tea. 3 See the Appendix, No. 3. 4 An Adept. 5 Showing off his talk.-Better expressed, perhaps, by a late wit, who, upon being asked what was going on in the House of Commons, answered, "Only Lord C. airing his vocabulary." 6 All terms of the Fancy, and familiar to those who read the Transactions of the Pugilistic Society. 7 To close up their eyes-alias, to sew up their sees. 8 Tом received his first education in a coal-pit; from whence he has been honoured with the name of " the Black Diamond." lives At the sign of the King's Arms a-kimbo, and gives Every lover of life, that had rhino to spare, 6 The hitch in the metre here was rendered necessary by 9 Gumption, or Rumgumption, comprehension, capacity. the quotation, which is from the celebrated Fancy Chant 10 Nonsense or humbug. 11 Play your tricks. 12 A soldier's fire-lock. "To boil 13 Soldiers, from the colour of their clothes. When, like a lobster boil'd, the Morn ending, every verse, thus: For we are the boys of the Holy Ground, It is almost needless to add, that the Holy Ground, or 7 Toм means, I presume, the celebrated diplomatist, Pozzo di Borgo.-The Irish used to claim the dancer Didelot as their countryman, insisting that the O had slipped out of its right place, and that his real name was Mr. O'Diddle On the same principle they will, perhaps, assert their righ to M. Pozzo. Never since the renown'd days of BROUGHTON and | Being hack'd in the service, it seems had given way; FIGG1 Was the Franciful World in such very prime twig-2 brothers And, as rope is an article much up in price 2 Each threw up his castor' 'mid general huzzas— On the evening before, and put up at The Crown,-And, if dressing would do, never yet, since the days 'Their old favourite sign, where themselves and their When HUMPHRIES stood up to the Israelite's thumps, In gold-spangled stockings and touch-me-not pumps,' Has there any thing equall'd the fal-lals and tricks That bedizen'd old GEORGY's bang up tog and kicks!' Having first shaken daddles (to show, JACKSON said, It was "pro bono Pimlico" chiefly they bled) Both peel'd-but, on laying his Dandy belt by, Get grubs at cheap rate, though it fleeces all others; "T was diverting to see, as one ogled around, How Corinthians and Commoners mixed on the Old GEORGY went floush, and his backers looked shy; For they saw, notwithstanding CRIB's honest en ground. Here M-NTR-SE and an Israelite met face to face, While NICKY V-NS-TT-T, not caring to roam, deavour To train down the crummy," 't was monstrous as ever! Here stood in a corner, well screen'd from the wea- And Boв W-LS-N from Southwark, the gamest ther, Old SID. and the great Doctor EADY together, While poor Bogy B-CK-GH-M well might look As there stood a great Rat-catcher close to his tail! Mongst the vehicles, too, which were many and va rious, From natty barouche down to buggy precarious, CRIB came on the ground in a four-in-hand rattler; "Ring, ring," "Whip the Gemmen," were heard left But the kids, though impatient, were doom'd to delay, chap there, Was now heard to sing out "Ten to one on the Bear!" As if shy of the scratch-while the Porpus kept guard As it was, Master GEORGY came souse with the whack, SECOND ROUND. Rather sprightly-the Bear, in high gig, Took a fancy to flirt with the Porpus's wig; nob. So he tipp'd him a settler they call "a Spoil-Dandy" 1 Hat. 2 "The fine manly form of Humphries was seen to great advantage; he had on a pair of fine flannel drawers, white silk stockings, the clocks of which were spangled with gold, and pumps tied with ribbon."-(Account of the First Battle between Humphries and Mendoza.)-The epistle which Humphries wrote to a friend, communicating the result of this fight, is worthy of a Lacedæmonian.-"Sir, I have done the Jew, and am in good health. Rich. Humphries." cant words which Dekker cites, as "retaining a certain sal 3 Tog and kicks, coat and breeches.-Teg is one of the and tasting of some wit and learning," being derived from the Latin toga. 4 Hands. 5 Mr. Jackson's residence is in Pimlico.-This gentleman (as be well deserves to be called, from the correctness of his conduct and the peculiar urbanity of his manners) forms that useful link between the amateurs and the professors of pugilism, which, when broken, it will be difficult, if not wholly impossible to replace. 6 Stripped. 7 Fat. 8 Knowing ones. 9 Face. 10 Two blows succeeding each other rapidly. Thus (speaking of Randall) "his ONE-TWO are put in with the sharpness of lightning." 66 THIRD ROUND. Somewhat slack-GEORGY tried to All pitied the patient-and loud exclamations, "My eyes!" and "my wig!" spoke the general sen sations make play, But his own victualling-office' stood much in the way; head (The part of LONG SANDY that's softest, 'tis said; Neat milling this Round-what with clouts on the nob, SIXTH ROUND. GEORGY's friends in high flourish JACK ELD-N, with others, came close to the ropes- And, after a rum sort of ruffianing Round, Poor SANDY the undermost, smother'd and spread 1 The stomach or paunch. 3 Hot cross buns. 2 Mouth. his corpus, So heavy the crush.-Two to one on the Porpus! Nota bene.-'T was curious to see all the pigeons Funds) And Consols, which had been all day shy enough, Had been down on the Bear, rose at once-up to SEVENTH ROUND. Though hot-press'd, and as flat LONG SANDY Show'd game again, scorning to rump it; Up he rose in a funk," lapp'd a toothful of brandy, EIGHTH ROUND. SANDY work'd like a first-rate demolisher: Bear as he is, yet his lick is no polisher; And, take him at ruffianing work (though in com- Hums about Peace and all that, like a Domine") That will play up old gooseberry soon with them all. 4 "Some have censured shifting as an unmanly custom." This round was but short-after humouring awhile, -Boxiana. 5 Humbug or gammon. 6 Dead Men are Bakers-so called from the loaves falseThe following is ly charged to their master's customers. from an Account of the Battle fought by Nosworthy, the Baker, with Martin, the Jew: "First round. Nosworthy, on the alert, planted a tremendous hit on Martin's mouth, which not only drawed forth a profusion of claret, but he went down.-Loud shouting from the Dead Men! He proceeded to serve an ejectment, in style, smile So completely that bets ran a hundred to ten "Second Round. Nosworthy began to serve the Jew in Like a cask of fresh blubber in old Greenland Dock! style, and his hits told most tremendously. Martin made a good round of it, but fell rather distressed. The Dead Men now opened their mouths wide, and loudly offered six to four on the Master of the Rolls!" 7 The head. 10 The eyes. 8 The stomach. 9 The mouth. 12 Getting the head under the arm, for the fibbing. purpose 13 A prison.-See Dr. Grey's explanation of this phrase in his notes upon Hudibras. 14 The Germans sleep between two beds: and it is related that an Irish traveller, upon finding a feather bed thus laid over him, took it into his head that the people slept in strata, one upon the other, and said to the attendant, "will you be good enough to tell the gentleman or lady that is to lie over me, to make haste, as I want to go asleep!" NINTH ROUND. One of GEORGY's bright ogles' was put Now, what say your Majesties?—is n't this prime? On the bankruptcy list, with its shop-windows shut; sell out." From this to the finish 't was all fiddle faddle-- daddle With grinders dislodg'd and with peepers both poach'd,3 T was not till the Tenth Round his claret was As the cellarage lay so deep down in the fat, get at. But a pelt in the smellers (too pretty to shun, In short, not to dwell on each facer and fall, And, for settling of balances, all I know is, And if quids should be wanting to make the match There's B-R-NG, the Prince of Rag Rhino, who stood (T" other day, you know) bail for the seedy3 Right Liners : Who knows but, if coax'd, he may shell out the The shiners! Lord, Lord, what a bounce do I say! As to training, a Court's but a rum sort of station 8 Dey 're all, but the Fives Court, at sixes and sevens." Your Majesties, pardon me, all get so doughy, But, barring these natʼral defects (which, I feel, He had n't taught GEORGY his new modes of boring:"I'm not without hopes, and would stand a tight bet, That left him all's one as cold meat for the Crowner;12 On which the whole populace flash'd the white grin a 1 Eyes. SANDY! 2 Money. That I'll make something game of your Majesties yet. While, for teaching you every perfection, that throws a 3 French cant; Les yeux pochés au beurre noir.-See the usual tip; but Caleb, finding argufying the topic would the Dictionnaire Comique. 4 Blood. 5 The nose. not do, instead of paying them in the new coinage, dealt out another sort of currency, and, although destitute of the 6 Some specimens of Mr. Gregson's lyrical talents are W. W. P. it had such an instantaneous effect upon the given in the Appendix, No. 4. The charm, by which HUMPHRIES' contrived to | And all the lads look'd gay and bright, infuse The three Graces themselves into all his One-Twos-And whosoe'er grew unpolite, brain-blows The well-bred CHAMPION served him out. The weaving of SAM,* that turn'd faces to rainbows-As we'd been summon'd thus to quaff Old CORCORAN's click,' that laid customers flat- And My own improved method of tickling a rib, Your devoted APPENDIX. TOM CRIB. Account of a Grand Pugilistic Meeting, held at BELCHER'S (Castle Tavern, Holborn,) TOM CRIB in the Chair, to take into consideration the propriety of sending Representatives of the Fancy to Congress.-Extracted from a letter written on the occasion by HARRY HARMER, the Hammerer, to NED PAINTER. Αλλ' ουδεις το ΚΑΝ Τον ηχωδία ακουση Τη Μ. LAST Friday night a bang-up set Whose very gammon would delight one; Show all her feathers—but the white one. Brave Toм, the CHAMPION, with an air By showing such a fist of mutton Would take the shine from Speaker SUTTON. 1 Humphries was called "The Gentleman Boxer." He was (says the author of Boxiana) remarkably graceful, and his attitudes were of the most elegant and impressive nature. 2 Tom Johnson, who, till his fight with Big Ben, was hailed as the Champion of England. 3 Ben Brain, alias Big Ben, wore the honours of the Championship till his death. 4 Dutch Sam, a hero, of whom all the lovers of the Fancy speak, as the Swedes do of Charles the Twelfth, with tears in their eyes. 5 Celebrated Irish pugilists. 6 So called in his double capacity of Boxer and Coppersmith. 7 The passage in Pindar, from which the following lines of "Hark, the merry Christ Church Bells," are evidently borrowed: The devil a man, Will leave his can, Till he hears the Mighty Tom. 8 i. e. With the air, almost, of a man of rank and fashion. Indeed, according to Horace's notions of a peerage, Tom's claims to it are indisputable; 9 Fellows. illum superare pugnis Nobilem. Our Deady' o'er some State affairs, But had the Sunday room, up stairs. 66 Gemmen," says he-Tom's words, you know Running their rigs among the rattlers,* Are soon to meet, by special summons, And laugh at all mankind as rum ones— I see no reason, when such things To this same Congress ?-CALEB, JOE, A pause ensued-'till cries of "GREGSON" Talk of your Camels, Hogs, and Cruht,'^ 1 Deady's gin, otherwise Deady's brilliant stark našeż. 2 Had drunk heartily. 3 A public-house in Covent-Garden, memorable as one of the places where the Gentlemen Depredators of the night (the Holy League of the Road) meet, early in the morning, for the purpose of sharing the spoil, and arranging other matters connected with their most Christian Alliance. 4 Robbing travellers in chaises, etc. 5 The money and watches. 6 Particular pursuit or enterprize. Thus, "he is on the kid-lay," i. e. stopping children with parcels and robbing them-the ken-crack-lay, house-breaking, etc. etc. 7 To seize the money. 8 A frolic or party of Pleasure. 9 House. 10 By this curious zoological assemblage (something like Berni's "porci, e poeti, e piddochi,") the writer means, T suppose, Messrs. Campbell, Crabbe, and Horg. |