LETTER X. FROM THE REV MORTIMER O'MULLIGAN, TO THE REV. THESE few brief lines, my reverend friend, Just think, how worrying 'tis, my friend, Small jokes, like squibs, around us whizzing; Unknown to th' Inquisition-quizzing! Your men of thumb-screws and of racks With me to be a godly rover, With stings of ridicule all over; And poor St. Lawrence, who was kill'd Much heed the suffering or the shame- I long have known no other fame, 1 "Among other amiable enactments against the Catholics at this period, (1619,) the price of five pounds was set on the head of a Romish priest-being exactly the same sum offered by the same legislators for the head of a wolf." Memoirs of Captain Rock, book i., chap. 10. In the first edition of his Dictionary, Dr. Johnson very significantly exemplified the meaning of the word "alias" by No prospect that, by fierce abuse Ah, happy time! when wolves and priests Finding thus all those schemes and hopes Start not, my friend,-the tender scheme, And that is, the fair heroine's claim So that henceforth, by wife's decree, (For Biddy from this point won't budge,) Your old friend's new address must be The Rev. Mortimer O'Fudge the instance of Mallet, the poet, who had exchanged for this more refined name his original Scotch patronymic, Malloch. "What other proofs he gave (says Johnson of disrespect to his native country, I know not, but it was remarked of him that he was the only Scot whom Scotchmen did not com mend."-Life of Mallet. The "O" being kept, that all may see We're both of ancient family. Such, friend, nor need the fact amaze you, Thus bid I long farewell to all The freaks of Exeter's old Hall- And, scarce less dead, old Standard's columns:- My task, henceforth, as spouse and sire, To bring up little filial Fudges, To be M. P.s, and Peers, and Judges- There yet were hope the Church could pass Or long survive what Exeter- (He, who the Lord's force lately led on- Same evening, Miss F. Fudge, 'tis hinted Niece of the above, (whose "Sylvan Lyre," In our Gazette, last week, we printed,) Eloped with Pat. Magan, Esquire. The fugitives were track'd, some time, After they'd left the Aunt's abode, By scraps of paper, scrawl'd with rhyme, Found strew'd along the Western road;Some of them, ci-devant curl-papers, Others, half burnt in lighting pers. This clue, however, to their flight, After some miles was seen no more; And, from inquiries made last night, We find they've reach'd the Irish shore. mine,) MORTIMER O'FUDGE. Was that, when we were one, she must give up the 1 "I think I am acting in unison with the feelings of a Meeting assembled for this solemn object, when I call on the Rev. Doctor Holloway to open it by prayer" Speech of Lord Kenyon. Nine; Nay, devote to the Gods her whole stock of MS. Begg'd, as " lover of po'thry," to read on the way. Having thus of life's poetry dared to dispose, How we now, Dick, shall manage to get through its prose, With such slender materials for style, Heaven knows! But I'm call'd off abruptly-another Express! What the deuce can it mean?-I'm alarm'd, I confess. 2 The Rectory which the Rev. gentleman holds is situated in the county of Armagh!-a most remarkable coincidenceand well worthy of the attention of certain expounders of the Apocalypse. P. S. Hurrah, Dick, hurrah, Dick, ten thousand hurrahs! I'm a happy, rich dog to the end of my days. There-read the good news-and while glad, for my sake, That Wealth should thus follow in Love's shining wake, Admire also the moral-that he, the sly elf, Who has fudged all the world, should be now fudged himself! EXTRACT FROM LETTER ENCLOSED. With pain the mournful news I write, SONGS FROM M.P.; OR, THE BLUE-STOCKING. To kneel at many a shrine, Yet lay the heart on none; This is love, faithless love, Such as kindleth hearts that rove. To keep one sacred flame, Through life unchill'd, unmoved, To love, in wintry age, the same To feel that we adore, Ev'n to such fond excess, That, though the heart would break, with more, It could not live with less This is love, faithful love, SPIRIT of Joy, thy altar lies In youthful hearts that hope like mine; And 'tis the light of laughing eyes, That leads us to thy fairy shrine. There if we find the sigh, the tear, They are not those to Sorrow known; But breath so soft, and drops so clear, That Bliss may claim them for her own. Then give me, give me, while I weep, The sanguine hope that brightens wo, And teaches ev'n our tears to keep The tinge of pleasure as they flow. SONGS FROM M. P.; OR, THE BLUE-STOCKING. 657 That the life almost seem'd to forsake him, Even then, one soul-thrilling blast From the trumpet of Glory would wake him. CUPID'S LOTTERY. A LOTTERY, a Lottery, In Cupid's Court there used to be; Two roguish eyes The highest prize In Cupid's scheming Lottery; As good as new, Which weren't very hard to win, For he, who won The eyes of fun, Was sure to have the kisses in. This Lottery, this Lottery, In Cupid's Court went merrily, And Cupid play'd A Jewish trade In this his scheming Lottery; In shares he sold To many a fond believing drone, And cut the hearts So well in parts, That each believed the whole his own. AT night, when all is still around, Of footstep, coming soft and light! And then, at night, how sweet to say With those we love exchanged at night! TO LADY HOLLAND. ON NAPOLEON'S LEGACY OF A SNUFF-BOX. GIFT of the Hero, on his dying day, To her, whose pity watch'd, forever nigh; Oh! could he see the proud, the happy ray, This relic lights up in her generous eye, Sighing, he'd feel how easy 'tis to pay A friendship all his kingdoms could not buy Paris, July, 1821. 1 Sung in the character of a Frenchman EPILOGUE. WRITTEN FOR LADY DACRE'S TRAGEDY OF INA LAST night, as lonely o'er my fire I sat, 66 Bless me!" I starting cried, "what imp are you?" “A small he-devil, Ma'am-my name BAS BLE "A bookish sprite, much giv'n to routs and read. ing; ""Tis I who teach your spinsters of good breeding, "The reigning taste in chemistry and caps, "The last new bounds of tuckers and of maps, "And, when the waltz has twirl'd her giddy brain, "With metaphysics twirl it back again!" I view'd him, as he spoke-his hose was blue, His wings--the covers of the last ReviewCerulean, border'd with a jaundice hue, 2 These lines allude to a curious lamp, which has for 15 device a Cupid, with the words "at night" written over him. |