It has been suggested, - lest that Church (Howe'er the notion may sound chimerical,) Jointed figures, not lay, but clerical, The experiment having succeeded quite, (Whereat those Lords must much delight, Who 've shown, by stopping the Church's food, They think it is n't for her spiritual good To be served by parsons of flesh and blood,) The Patentees of this new invention That wood and leather are fit to fill. EPISTLE FROM ERASMUS ON EARTH TO CICERO IN THE SHADES. Southampton. As 't is now, my dear Tully, some weeks since I started By rail-road for earth, having vowed ere we parted To drop you a line by the Dead-Letter post, Just to say how I thrive in my new line of ghost, And how deucedly odd this live world all appears, To a man who 's been dead now for three hundred years, I take up my pen, and with news of this earth Hope to waken by turns both your spleen and your mirth. That no mortal e'er yet got a glimpse of his head,) 4 And a Ganges which India would think somewhat fat for 't, Unless 't was some full-grown Director had sat for 't; Not to mention the et cæteras of Genii and Sphinxes, Fame, Victory, and other such semi-clad minxes; Sea Captains,5-the idols here most idolized; And of whom some, alas! might too well be comprized Among ready-made Saints, as they died cannonized; With a multitude more of odd cockneyfied deities, Shrined in such pomp that quite shock ing to see it 't is; |