"If it be the undergraduate season at which this rabies religiosa is to be so fearful, what security has Mr. Goulburn against it at this moment, when his son is actually exposed to the full venom of an association with Dissenters?" -The Times, March 25. How sad a case! —just think of it - And with that aspect ultra crabbed Which marks Dissenters when they 're rabid ! God only knows what mischiefs might Just fancy what a shock 't would be ers 1 But the wretch who can number his kisses, With few will be ever content. 2 The Duke of Wellington, who styled them "the Articles of Christianity." Pelting the church with blasphemies, Or like that class of Methodists But 't is too much -the Muse turns pale, A DREAM OF HINDOSTAN. "THE longer one lives, the more one learns,' Said I, as off to sleep I went, Bemused with thinking of Tithe con cerns, And reading a book by the Bishop of FERNS, 8 On the Irish Church Establishment. But lo! in sleep not long I lay, When Fancy her usual tricks began, And I found myself bewitched away To a goodly city in Hindostan A city where he who dares to dine On aught but rice is deemed a sinner; Where sheep and kine are held divine, And accordingly – drest for dinner. never THE BRUNSWICK CLUB. A letter having been addressed to a very distinguished personage, requesting him to become the Patron of this Orange Club, a polite answer was forthwith returned, of which we have been fortunate enough to obtain a copy. Brimstone-hall, September 1, 1828. That 't is n't from any lukewarm lack 1 Usually written "Cole." And on its list of members gets Who the devil, he humbly begs to know, Are Lord Glandine, and Lord Dunlo? Or who, with a grain of sense, would go To sit and be bored by Lord Mayo? What living creature-except his nurse — For Lord Mountcashel cares a curse, Or thinks 't would matter if Lord Muskerry Were t' other side of the Stygian ferry? Breathes there a man in Dublin town, Or who would n't also gladly hustle in Lords Roden, Bandon, Cole, and Jocelyn? In short, tho' from his tenderest years, 'T is therefore impossible that Lord B. Could stoop to such society, Thinking, he owns (tho' no great prig), For one in his station 't were infra dig. But he begs to propose, in the interim (Till they find some properer Peers for him), His Highness of Cumberland, as Sub, Begging, meanwhile, himself to dub BELZEBUB. It luckily happens, the Royal Duke suit To serve as Lord B.'s substitute. PROPOSALS FOR A GYNECOC RACY. ADDRESSED TO A LATE RADICAL MEETING. 66 quas ipsa decus sibi dia Camilla delegit pacisque bonas bellique ministras.” Vergil. As Whig Reform has had its range, Burdetts in blonde and Broughams in bustles. The plan is startling, I confess Nor see I much there is to choose In ribands of all sorts of hues, Or Lords in only blue or red ones. If Vestris to oblige the nation For full returns of population: Having heard some rumors respecting the strange and awful visitation under which Lord Henley has for some time past been suffering, in consequence of his declared hostility to "anthems, solos, duets," 2 etc., I took the liberty of making inquiries at his Lordship's house this morning, and lose no time in transmitting to you such particulars as I could collect. It is said that the screams of his Lordship, under the operation of this nightly concert, (which is no doubt some trick of the Radicals), may be heard all over the neighborhood. The female who personates St. Cecilia is supposed to be the same that last year appeared in the character of Isis at the Rotunda. How the cherubs are managed, I have not yet ascertained. Yours, etc. P. P. LORD HENLEY AND ST. CECILIA. in Metii descendat Judicis aures. HORAT. As snug in his bed Lord Henley lay, Revolving much his own renown, And hoping to add thereto a ray By putting duets and anthems down, Sudden a strain of choral sounds Mellifluous o'er his senses stole; Whereat the Reformer muttered "Zounds!" For he loathed sweet music with all his soul. 1 A personage, so styling herself, who attained considerable notoriety at that period. 2 In a work, on Church Reform, published by his Lordship in 1832. He shall have a ride on the whitest hack1 That's left in old King George's stable. MISSING. Carlton Terrace, 1832. WHEREAS, Lord ****** de ******* Left his home last Saturday, And, tho' inquired for round and round Thro' certain purlieus, can't be found; And whereas, none can solve our queries As to where this virtuous Peer is, Notice is hereby given that all May forthwith to inquiring fall, As, once the thing 's well set about, No doubt but we shall hunt him out. His Lordship's mind, of late, they say, And swears (for he at nothing sticks) 1 Among other remarkable attributes by which Sir Claudius distinguished himself, the dazzling whiteness of his favorite steed was not the least conspicuous. 2 In the Government of Perm. 3 Territory belonging to the mines of Kolivano-Kosskressense. 4 The Russian name of religious dissenters or heretics. "Il existe en Russie plusieurs sectes; la plus nombreuse est celle des Raskolniks, ou vrai-croyants." - GAMBA, Voyage dans la Russie Méridionale." |