Fit only for a doited Monkish race,
Or frosty maids forsworn the dear embrace,
Or Cuifs of latter times, wha held the notion
That sullen gloom was sterling true devotion;
Fancies that our guid Brugh denies protection,
And soon may they expire, unblest with resur-

rection :

AULD BRIG.

O

ye, my dear-remember'd, ancient yealings, Were ye but here to share my wounded feelings! Ye worthy Proveses, an' mony a Bailie, Wha in the paths o' righteousness did toil ay; Ye dainty Deacons, an' ye douce Conveeners, To whom our moderns are but causey-cleaners ; Ye godly Councils wha hae blest this town; Ye godly Brethren of the sacred gown, , Wha meekly gie your hurdies to the smiters; And (what would now be strange) ye godly

Writers: A' ye

douce folk I've borne aboon the broo, Were ye but here, what would ye say or do! How would your spirits groan in deep vexation, To see each melancholy alteration; And agonizing, curse the time and place When ye begat the base, degen’rate race ! Nae langer Rev'rend Men, their country's glory, In plain braid Scots hold forth a plain braid story: Nae langer thrifty Citizens, an' douce, Meet owre a pint, or in the Council-house ;

But staumrel, corky-headed, graceless Gentry,
The herryment and ruin of the country;
Men, three-parts made by taylors and by barbers,
Wha waste your well-hain'd gear on d---d new

Brigs and Harbours !

NEW BRIG.

a

Now haud you there! for faith ye've said enough, And muckle mair than ye can mak to through, As for

your Priesthood, I shall say but little, Corbies and Clergy are a shot right kittle: But, under favor o'your langer beard, Abuse o' Magistrates might weel be spar'd: To liken them to your auld-warld squad, I must needs say, comparisons are odd. In Ayr, Wag-wits nae mair can hae a handle To mouth' a Citizen,' a term o' scandal : Nae mair the Council waddles down the street, In all the pomp of ignorant conceit; Men wha grew wise priggin owre hops an' raisins, Or gather'd lib’ral views in Bonds and Şeisins. If haply Knowledge, on a random tramp, Had shor'd them with a glimmer of his lamp, And would to Common-sense, for once betray'd

them, Plain, dull Stupidity stept kindly in to aid them.

What

What farther clishmaclaver might been said, What bloody wars, if Sprites had blood to shed, No man can tell; but all before their sight, A fairy train appear'd in order bright: Adown the glitt'ring stream they featly danc’d; Bright to the moon their various dresses glanc'd: They footed o'er the wat’ry glass so neat, The infant ice scarce bent beneath their feet: While arts of Minstrelsy among them rung, And soul-ennobling bards heroic ditties sung. O had M.Lauchlan,* thairm-inspiring sage, Been there to hear this heavenly band engage, When thro' his dear Strathspeys they bore with

Highland rage; Or when they struck old Scotia's melting airs, The lover's raptur'd joys or bleeding cares ; How would his Highland lug been nobler fir'd, And ey’n his matchless hand with finer touch

inspir'd! No guess could tell what instrument appear'd, But all the soul of Music's self was hear'd; Harmonious concert rung in every part, While simplemelody pour’d moving on the heart.

The Genius of the stream in front

appears, , A venerable Chief advanc'd in years ;

His

His hoary head with water-lilies crown'd,
His manly leg with garter tangle bound.
Next came the loveliest pair in all the ring,
Sweet Female Beauty hand in hand with Spring;
Then, crown'd with flow'ry hay, came Rural Joy,
And Summer, with his fervid-beaming eye:
All-cheering Plenty, with her flowing horn,
Led yellow Autumn wreath'd with nodding corn;
Then Winter's time-bleach'd locks did hoary

show,
By Hospitality with cloudless brow.
Next follow'd Courage with his martial stride,
From where the Feal wild-woody coverts hide ;
Benevolence, with mild benignant air,
A female form, came from the tow'rs of Stair :*
Learning and Worth in equal measures trode
From simple Catrine, their long-lov'd abode:
Last, white-rob’d Peace, crown'd with a hazle

wreath, To rustic Agriculture did bequeath The broken iron instruments of death; At sight of whom our Sprites forgat their kind

ling wrath.

THE

* The Poet alludes here to Mrs. Stewart of Stair. Stair was then in her possession. She afterwards removed to Afton-Lodge, on the banks of the Afton, a stream wbich he afterwards celebrated in a song entitled “ Afton Water."--See a letter to Mrs. Stewart, vol. ii.

. p. 23. The song, Afton Water, vol. iv. p. 331. E.

THE

ORDINATION.

For sense they little owe to Frugal Heav'n.-
To please the Mob they hide the little giu’n.

I.

KILMARNOCK

ILMARNOCK Wabsters fidge an' claw,
An'

pour your creeshie nations; An'

ye

wha leather rax an' draw, Of a' denominations, Swith to the Laigh Kirk, ane an'a',

An' there tak up your stations ; Then aff to B-gb--'s in a raw, An' pour divine libations

For joy this day,

II. Curst