Hamlet. So I do still, by these pickers and stealers. Rosencrantz. Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do surely bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to your friend.

Hamlet. Sir, I lack advancement.

Rosencrantz. How can that be when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark?

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Hamlet. Ay, sir, but 'While the grass grows,'-the 365 proverb is something musty.

Enter Players, with recorders.

O the recorders: let me see one. To withdraw with you why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as you would drive me into a toil ?

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Guildenstern. O! my lord, if my duty be too bold, my 370 love is too unmannerly.

Hamlet. I do not well understand that. Will you play

upon this pipe?

Guildenstern. My lord, I cannot.

Hamlet. I pray you.

Guildenstern. Believe me, I cannot.

Hamlet. I do beseech you.

Guildenstern. I know no touch of it, my lord.

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Hamlet. 'Tis as easy as lying; govern these ventages 380 with your finger and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops.

Guildenstern. But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony; I have not the skill.

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Hamlet. Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note 390 to the top of my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though 395 you can fret me, you cannot play upon me.

God bless

you, sir !

Enter POLONIUS.

Polonius. My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently.

Hamlet. Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in 400 shape of a camel?

Polonius. By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

Hamlet. Methinks it is like a weasel.

Polonius. It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet. Or like a whale ?

Polonius. Very like a whale.

Hamlet. Then I will come to my mother by and by. [Aside.] They fool me to the top of my bent. [Aloud.] I will come by and by.

Polonius. I will say so.

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Hamlet. By and by is easily said. Leave me, friends.

[Exeunt all but HAMLET.

'Tis now the very witching time of night,

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood, 415

And do such bitter business as the day

Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.

O heart! lose not thy nature; let not ever

The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom ;

Let me be cruel, not unnatural ;

I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;
How in my words soever she be shent,
To give them seals never, my soul, consent !

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SCENE III.- -A Room in the Castle.

Enter KING, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN.
King. I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you;
I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
And he to England shall along with you.
The terms of our estate may not endure
Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow
Out of his lunacies.

Guildenstern.

We will ourselves provide.

Most holy and religious fear it is

To keep those many many bodies safe
That live and feed upon your majesty.

Rosencrantz. The single and peculiar life is bound
With all the strength and armour of the mind
To keep itself from noyance; but much more
That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest

The lives of many. The cease of majesty
Dies not alone, but, like a gulf doth draw
What's near it with it; it is a massy wheel,
Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,

To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
Are mortis'd and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
Each small annexment, petty consequence,
Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.

King. Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
For we will fetters put upon this fear,

Which now goes too free-footed.

Rosencrantz.
Gartenontz

We will haste us.

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[Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN.

Enter POLONIUS.

Polonius. My lord, he's going to his mother's closet: Behind the arras I'll convey myself

To hear the process; I'll warrant she'll tax him home;
And, as you said, and wisely was it said,

'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
I'll call upon you ere you go to bed
And tell you what I know.

King.

Thanks, dear my lord.

[Exit POLONIUS.

O my offence is rank, it smells to heaven;
It hath the primal eldest curse upon't;
A brother's murder! Pray can I not,
Though inclination be as sharp as will:
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
But to confront the visage of offence?
And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
To be forestalled, ere we come to fall,

Or pardon'd, being down? Then, I'll look up;
My fault is past. But, O! what form of prayer

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Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder?
That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
Of those effects for which I did the murder,
My crown, mine own ambition, and my queen.
May one be pardon'd and retain the offence ?
In the corrupted currents of this world
Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law; but 'tis not so above;
There is no shuffling, there the action lies
In his true nature, and we ourselves compell'd
Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults
To give in evidence. What then? what rests ?
Try what repentance can: what can it not?
Yet what can it, when one can not repent?
O wretched state! O bosom black as death!

O limed soul, that struggling to be free

Art more engaged! Help, angels! make assay;

Bow, stubborn knees; and heart with strings of steel 70 Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe.

All may be well.

Enter HAMLET.

[Retires and kneels.

Hamlet. Now might I do it pat, now he is praying; And now I'll do't: and so he goes to heaven;

And so am I reveng'd. That would be scann'd :
A villain kills my father; and for that,

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I, his sole son, do this same villain send

To heaven.

Why, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
He took my father grossly, full of bread,

With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
But in our circumstance and course of thought
'Tis heavy with him. And am I then reveng'd,
To take him in the purging of his soul,
When he is fit and season'd for his passage ?
No.

Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent;
When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,

At gaming, swearing, or about some act
That has no relish of salvation in't;

Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
And that his soul may be as damn'd and black

As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.

The KING rises and advances.

King. My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

SCENE IV. The QUEEN's Apartment.

Enter QUEEN and POLONIUS.

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Polonius. He will come straight. Look you lay home to him;

Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
And that your Grace hath screen'd and stood between
Much heat and him. I'll silence me e'en here.
Pray you, be round with him.

Hamlet. [Within.] Mother, mother, mother!
Queen.

I'll warrant you;

Fear me not. Withdraw, I hear him coming.

[POLONIUS hides behind the arras.

Enter HAMLET.

Hamlet. Now, mother, what's the matter?

Queen. Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Hamlet. Mother, you have my father much offended. 10
Queen. Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
Hamlet. Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen. Why, how now, Hamlet!
Hamlet.

Queen. Have you forgot me ?
Hamlet.

What's the matter now?

No, by the rood, not so:

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You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
And,-would it were not so !—you are my mother.
Queen. Nay then, I'll set those to you that can speak.
Hamlet. Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not
budge:

You go not, till I set you up a glass

Where you may see the inmost part of you.

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Queen. What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?

Help, help, ho!

Polonius. [Behind.] What, ho! help! help! help! Hamlet. [Draws.] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead! [Makes a pass through the arras.