But, light and airy, stood on the alert, And then he danced;-ail foreigners excel He danced without theatrical pretence, Not like a ballet-master in the van Of his drill'd nymphs, but like a gentleman. XXXIX. Chaste were his steps, each kept within due bound, Which might defy a crochet-critic's rigour. XL. O, like a flying hour before Aurora, In Guido's famous fresco, which alone Is worth a tour to Rome, although no more a Remnant were there of the old world's sole throne. The "tout ensemble" of his movements wore a Grace of the soft ideal, seldom shown, And ne'er to be described; for, to the dolour Of bards and prosers, words are void of colour. XLI. No marvel then he was a favourite; A full-grown Cupid, very much admired; The chaste, and those who are not so much inspired. The Duchess of Fitz-Fulke, who loved "tracasserie," Began to treat him with some small "agacerie." XLII. She was a fine and somewhat full-blown blonde, XLIII. This noble personage began to look A little black upon this new flirtation, But such small licenses must lovers brook, Mere freedoms of the female corporation. Wo to the man who ventures a rebuke! "T will but precipitate a situation Extremely disagreeable, but common To calculators, when they count on woman. XLIV. The circle smiled, then whisper'd, and then sneer'd; Since then she had sparkled through three glowing winters, The sort of thing to turn a young man's head, LXIX. But ere he went, he added a slight hint, And having casually glanced it through, Retired; and, as he went out, calmly kiss'd her, Less like a young wife than an aged sister. LXX. He was a cold, good, honourable man, Proud of his birth, and proud of every thing, A goodly spirit for a state divan, A figure fit to walk before a king; Tall, stately, form'd to lead the courtly van On birthdays, glorious with a star and string; The very model of a chamberlain And such I mean to make him when I reign. LXXI. But there was something wanting on the whole- A handsome man, that human miracle; LXXII. Still there was something wanting, as I've said— LXXIII. There is an awkward thing which much perplexes, A something all-sufficient for the heart Is that for which the sex are always seeking; But how to fill up that same vacant part There lies the rub-and this they are but weak in. Frail mariners afloat without a chart, LXXVII. "Beatus ille procul!” from “negotiis,” Saith Horace; the great little poet's wrong; His other maxim, “ Noscitur a socus,” Is much more to the purpose of his song; Though even that were sometimes too ferocious, Unless good company he kept too long; But, in his teeth, whate'er their state or station, Thrice happy they who have an occupation! LXXVIII. Adam exchanged his paradise for ploughing; LXXIX. And hence high life is oft a dreary void, A rack of pleasures, where we must invent A something wherewithal to be annoy'd. Bards may sing what they please about content; | Contented, when translated, means but cloy'd; And hence arise the woes of sentiment, Blue devils, and blue-stockings, and romances Reduced to practice, and perform'd like dances. LXXX. I do declare, upon an affidavit, Romances I ne'er read like those I have seen; Nor, if unto the world I ever gave it, Would some believe that such a tale had been: But such intent I never had, nor have it; Some truths are better kept behind a screen, Especially when they would look like lies; I therefore deal in generalities. LXXXI. "An oyster may be cross'd in love,”—and why? With sloth hath found it difficult to dwell; LXXXII. Oh, Wilberforce! thou man of black renown, Which you should perpetrate some summer's day, They run before the wind through high seas breaking;| And when they have made the shore, through every shock, And set the other half of earth to rights: 'T is odd, or odds, it may turn out a rock. LXXV. There is a flower call'd "love in idleness," For which see Shakspeare's ever-blooming garden ;I will not make his great description less, And beg his British godship's humble pardon, If, in my extremity of rhyme's distress, I touch a single leaf where he is warden; LXXVI. Eureka! I have found it! What I mean An accessory, as I have cause to guess. Your men of business are not apt to express Much passion, since the merchant-ship, the Argo, Convey'd Medea as her supercargo. You have freed the blacks-now pray shut up the whites LXXXIII. Shut up the bald-coot bully Alexander; Who eats fire gratis, (since the pay's but sma" ;) LXXXIV. Shut up the world at large; let Bedlam out, Were there a jot of sense among mankind; But till that point d'appui is found, alas! Like Archimedes, I leave earth as 't was. |