“Whose mind was an essence, compounded with art | When the world stood in hope-when a spirit, that From the finest and best of all other men's powers breathed Who ruled, like a wizard, the world of the heart, The fresh air of the olden time, whisper'd about, And could call up its sunshine, or bring down its And the swords of all Italy half-way unsheathed, showers! But waited one conquering cry to flash out! "Whose humour, as gay as the fire-fly's light, When around you, the shades of your mighty in fame, Play'd round every subject, and shone as it play'd Filicajas and Petrarchs, seem'd bursting to view, Whose wit, in the coinbat, as gentle as bright, And their words and their warnings—like tongues of Ne'er carried a heart-stain away on its blade ; bright flame Over Freedom's apostles--fell kindling on you ! “Whose eloquence-brightning whatever it tried, Whether reason or fancy, the gay or the grave Good God! that in such a proud moment of life, Was as rapid, as deep, and as brilliant a tide Worth the history of ages--when, had you but As ever bore Freedom aloft on its wave !" hurl'd One bolt at your bloody invader, that strife Yes—such was the man, and so wretched his fate ; Between freemen and tyrants had spread through And thus, sooner or later, shall all have to grieve, the world Who waste their morn's dew in the beams of the Great, That then-oh disgrace upon manhood! even then, And expect 't will return to refresh them at eve! You should falter, should cling to your pitiful In the woods of the North there are insects that prey Cower down into beasts, when you might have stood breath, On the brain of the elk till his very last sigh ;' men, Oh, Genius! thy patrons, more cruel than they, And prefer the slave's life of damnation to death! First feed on thy brains, and then leave thee to die! It is strange—it is dreadful ;-shout, tyranny, shout, Through your dungeons and palaces, “Freedom is LINES o'er !" If there lingers one spark of her light, tread it out, WRITTEN ON HEARING THAT THE AUSTRIANS HAD And return to your empire of darkness once more. ENTERED NAPLES. For, if such are the braggarts that claim to be free, Carbone Notati! Come, Despot of Russia, thy feet let me kiss Far nobler to live the brute bondman of thee, Ar--down to the dust with them, slaves as they are- Than to sully even chains by a struggle like this ! From this hour, let the blood in their dastardly Paris, 1821. veins, That shrunk at the first touch of Liberty's war, Be suck'd out by tyrants, or stagnate in chains ! THE INSURRECTION OF THE PAPERS. On, on, like a cloud, through their beautiful vales, A DREAM. " It would be impossible for His Royal Highness to diser From each slave-mart of Europe, and poison their gage his person from the accumulating pile of papers that shore ! encompassed it.”- Lord CastleReagu's Speech upons Colonel M'Mahon's Appointment. Last night I toss'd and turn'd in bed, But could not sleep-at length I said, hands “I'll think of Viscount C-sti-R-Gy, Shall be forged into fetters to enter their souls ! And of his speeches-that's the way.” And so it was, for instantly I slept as sound as sound could be ; And then I dream'd-oh, frightful dream! To think-as the damn'd haply think of that heaven Fuseli has no such theme; They had once in their reach--that they might have been free! never wrote or borrow'd Any horror half so horrid ! Shame, shame, when there was not a bosom, whose heat Methought the P-e, in whisker'd state, Ever rose o'er the ZERO of -'s heart, Before me at his breakfast sate: That did not, like echo, your war-hymn repeat, On one side lay unread petitions, On't other, hints from five physicians-- Notes from my Lady, drams for vapours- There plans of saddles, tea and toast, almost eaten away by them.-History of Poland. Death-warrants and the Morning Post. When lo! the Papers, one and all, A playful young bear, and then mock his disaster As if at some magician's call, By bidding him chuse out his own dancing-master. Began to flutter of themselves From desk and table, floor and shelves, I thought the best way, as a dutiful son, And, cutting each some different capers, Was to do as old Royalty's self would have done. Advanced--oh jacobinic papers ! So I sent word to say I would keep the whole batch in, As though they said, “ Our sole design is The same chest of tools, without cleansing or patchTo suffocate his Royal Highness !" ingThe leader of this vile sedition For tools of this kind, like Martinus's sconce,' Was a huge Catholic Petition : Would lose all their beauty if purified once; With grievances so full and heavy, And think-only think-if our Father should find, It threaten'd worst of all the bevy. Upon graciously coming again to his mind, Then Common-Hall Addresses came That improvement had spoil'd any favourite adviserIn swaggering sheets, and took their aim That R-SE was grown honest, or W-STM-REL-ND Right at the R-G-nt's well-dress'd head, wiserAf if determined to be read! That R-D-R was, even by one twinkle, the brighterNext Tradesmen's Bills began to fly Or L-V-R-P-L's speeches but half a pound lighterAnd tradesmen's bills, we know, mount high; What a shock to his old royal heart it would be! Nay, even Death-warrants thought they'd best No far were such dreams of improvement from me; Be lively too and join the rest. And it pleased me to find at the house where, you know, But oh !-the basest of defections ! There's such good mutton-cutlets and strong curacoa, His letter about “predilections” That the Marchioness called me a duteous old boy, His own dear letter, void of grace, And my Y-RM-TH's red whiskers grew redder for joy! Now flew up in its parent's face! Shock'd with this breach of filial duty, You know, my dear Freddy, how oft, if I would, He just could murmur, “ Et tu Brute !" By the law of last Sessions, I might have done good. Then sunk, subdued, upon the floor, I might have withheld these political noodles At Fox's bust, to rise no more! From knocking their heads against hot Yankee Doodles; I waked—and pray'd, with lifted hand, I might have told Ireland I pitied her lot, “Oh! never may this dream prove true; Might have soothed her with hope—but you know I Though paper overwhelms the land, did not. And my wish is, in truth, that the best of old fellows But find that, while he has been laid on the shelf, PARODY OF A CELEBRATED LETTER. We've been all of us nearly as mad as himself. You smile at my hopes, but the doctors and I At length, dearest FREDDY, the moment is nigh, Are the last that can think the K-NG ever will die! When, with P-RC-v-L's leave, I may throw my chains A new era 's arrived—though you'd hardly believeitAnd, as time now is precious, the first thing I do And all things, of course, must be new to receive it. Is to sit down and write a wise letter to you. New villas, new fêtes (which even WAITHMAN at tends) New saddles, new helmets, and-why not net friends ? by ; * * * I repeat it“ new friends"-for I cannot describe I meant before now to have sent you this letter, The delight I am in with this P-RC-V-L tribe. But Y-Rm—th and I thought perhaps 't would be Such capering—such vapouring !-such rigour-such better vigour ! To wait till the Irish affairs were decided North, South, East, and West, they have cut such a That is, till both houses had prosed and divided, figure, With all due appearance of thought and digestion- That soon they will bring the whole world round our For though H-RTF-RD House had long settled the ears, question, And leave us no friends—but Old Nick and Algiers. I thought it but decent, between me and you, When I think of the glory they've beam'd on my That the two other houses should settle it too. chains, ”T is enough quite to turn my illustrious brains; I need not remind you how cursedly bad It 's true we are bankrupts in commerce and riches, Our affairs were all looking when Father went mad; But think how we furnish our Allies with breeches! A strait-waistcoat on him, and restrictions on me,A more limited monarchy could not well be. I was call'd upon then, in that moment of puzzle, 1 The antique shield of Martinus Scriblerus, which, upon scouring, turn'd out to be only an old sconce. To chuse my own minister-just as they muzzle 2 The letter-writer's favourite luncheon We've lost the warm hearts of the Irish, 't is granted, P. S.-A copy of this is to P-RC-V-L goingBut then we've got Java, an island much wanted, Good Lord! how St. Stephen's will ring with his To put the last lingering few who remain crowing! Of the Walcheren warriors out of their pain. Then, how WELLINGTON fights! and how squabbles his brother! For papists the one, and with papists the other; While t' other lays waste a whole Catholic Committee! Oh, deeds of renown! shall I baggle or flinch, No-let England's affairs go to rack if they will, And the finer they are, the more sure to run through: Neither have I resentments, nor wish there should come ill To mortal-except (now I think on 't) BEAU BR-MM L, I hope, like the vender of best Patent Blacking, By the by, ere I close this magnificent letter (No man except POLE could have writ you a better,) 'T would please me if those, whom I've humbugg'd so long With the notion (good men!) that I knew right from wrong, Would a few of them join me-mind, only a few- As for MOIRA's high spirit, if aught can subdue it, wit; And against all the pure public feeling that glows Even in WHITBREAD himself we've a host in G-RGE R-SE! So, in short, if they wish to have places, they may, And I'll thank you to tell all these matters to GREY, ANACREONTIC. TO A PLUMASSIER. FINE and feathery artisan! First, thou downiest of men! Ranging these in order due, Bravo, Plumist!-now what bird Now you have the triple feather, EXTRACTS FROM THE DIARY OF A POLITICIAN. Wednesday. Who, I doubt not, will write (as there's no time to THROUGH M-NCH-ST-R Square took a canter just lose) By the two-penny post, to tell GRENVILLE the news; And now, dearest FRED (though I've no predilection,) Believe me yours always with truest affection. now Met the old yellow chariot, and made a low bow. How unlucky!--incog. he was travelling about, And I, like a noodle, must go find him out! Then trampling the gross IDOLS under their feet, They sent CRACK a petition, beginning, "Great Cæsar! Mem.-When next by the old yellow chariot I ride,We are willing to worship, but only entreat To remember there is nothing princely inside. Thursday. At Levee to-day made another sad blunderWhat can be come over me lately, I wonder? The P-E was as cheerful as if, all his life That you'll find us some decenter Godhead than these are." "I'll try," says King CRACK-then they furnish'd him models Of better shaped Gods, but he sent them all back; of noddles, In short, they were all much too godlike for CRACK! He had never been troubled with Friends or a Wife-Some were chisell'd too fine, some had heads 'stead Mem. To buy for son DICKY some unguent or lotion To nourish his whiskers-sure road to promotion!' So he took to his darling old IDOLS again, And, just mending their legs and new bronzing their faces, In open defiance of gods and of men, Set the monsters up grinning once more in their places! Saturday. Last night a concert-vastly gay— In chusing songs, the R-G-NT named 66 Had I a heart for falsehood framed." While gentle H-RTF-RD begg'd and pray'd KING CRACK AND HIS IDOLS. Written after the late Negotiation for a new KING CRACK was the best of all possible kings But CRACK now and then would do het'rodox things, Some broken-down IDOLS, that long had been placed They were monstrous to look at and rotten to And these were the beautiful Gods of King CRACK!- You will not do for us, though you may do for 1 England is not the only country where merit of this kind is noticed and rewarded. "I remember," says Tavernier, "to have seen one of the King of Persia's porters, whose mustachios were so long that he could tie them behind his neck, for which reason he had a double pension." WREATHS FOR THE MINISTERS. AN ANACREONTIC. HITHER, FLORA, Queen of Flowers! From the King's well-odour'd Road, First you must then, willy-nilly, Next, our C-STL-R-GH to crown, 1 The ancients, in like manner, crowned their lares, of household gods.-See Juvenal, sat. 9. v. 138. Plutarch to tells us that household gods were then, as they are now "much given to war and penal statutes." Epivvada 2 On of those antediluvian princes with whom Manetho and Whiston seen so intimately acquainted. If we had the Memoirs of Thoth, from which Manetho compiled his history, we should find, I dare say, that Crack was only a OIVIMOUS SHIMOVxs. Regent, and that he, perhaps, succeeded Typhon, who (as Whiston says) was the last king of the antediluvian dy-distributed by the servants of C-n House every Patrick's 2 Certain tinsel imitations of the Shamrock, which are nasty. dav. Stitch the garland through and through With shabby threads of every hue— And Goddess!-entre nous as, His Lordship loves (though best of men) A little torture now and then, Crimp the leaves, thou first of syrens! Crimp them with thy curling-irons. That's enough-away, away- Must be pluck'd to deck Old R-SE,— I leave the rest; so, prithee, haste! THE NEW COSTUME OF THE MINISTERS. For the Opening of the New Theatre of St. St-ph-n, Nova monstra creavit.-OVID. Met. lib. i. ver. 437. HAVING sent off the troops of brave Major CAMAC, With a swinging horse-tail at each valorous back, And such helmets-God bless us !-as never deck'd any "An excellent thought!-call the tailors-be nimble- While Y-RM-TH shall give us, in spite of all quizzers, So saying, he calls C-STL-R-GH, and the rest Cuts up, all at once, a large Catholic Petition In long tailors' measures (the PE crying, "Well ✔ done!") And first puts in hand my Lord Chancellor ELD-N. OCCASIONAL ADDRESS, Male creature before, except Signor GIOVANNI- next?" He looks in the glass-but perfection is there, For his Y-RM-TH'S Own Frenchified hand cut it out; Then whom shall he dress? Shall he new rig his Great C-MB-RL-ND's Duke, with some kickshaw or And kindly invent him more Christian-like shapes So what's to be done?-there's the MINISTERS, bless 'em! As he made the puppets, why should n't he dress 'em? 1 That model of princes, the Emperor Commodus, was particularly luxurious in the dressing and ornamenting of his hair. His conscience, however, would not suffer him to trust himself with a barber, and he used, accordingly, to burn off his beard. "Timore torsoris," says Lampridius. (Hist. August. Seriptor.) The dissolute Ælius Ve us, too, was equally attentive to the decoration of his wig-(See Jul. Capitolin) Indeed, this was not the only princely trait in the character of Verus, as he had likewise a most hearty and dignified contempt for his wife.-See his insulting answer to her in Spartianus. intended to have been spoken by the Proprietor, in And, if echo the charm of such houses should be, As for actors, we 've got the old company yet, King!" Still wise as he 's blooming, and fat as he 's clever, verse on, We had to engage (as a block to rehearse on) To get that great actor from Liverpool, C-NN-NG; pers, "Grand fight-second time-with additiona! capers." |