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“Whose mind was an essence, compounded with art | When the world stood in hope-when a spirit, that From the finest and best of all other men's powers

breathed Who ruled, like a wizard, the world of the heart, The fresh air of the olden time, whisper'd about, And could call up its sunshine, or bring down its And the swords of all Italy half-way unsheathed, showers!

But waited one conquering cry to flash out! "Whose humour, as gay as the fire-fly's light, When around you, the shades of your mighty in fame, Play'd round every subject, and shone as it play'd

Filicajas and Petrarchs, seem'd bursting to view, Whose wit, in the coinbat, as gentle as bright, And their words and their warnings—like tongues of Ne'er carried a heart-stain away on its blade ;

bright flame

Over Freedom's apostles--fell kindling on you ! “Whose eloquence-brightning whatever it tried,

Whether reason or fancy, the gay or the grave Good God! that in such a proud moment of life, Was as rapid, as deep, and as brilliant a tide

Worth the history of ages--when, had you but As ever bore Freedom aloft on its wave !"

hurl'd

One bolt at your bloody invader, that strife Yes—such was the man, and so wretched his fate ;

Between freemen and tyrants had spread through And thus, sooner or later, shall all have to grieve,

the world Who waste their morn's dew in the beams of the Great,

That then-oh disgrace upon manhood! even then, And expect 't will return to refresh them at eve!

You should falter, should cling to your pitiful In the woods of the North there are insects that prey Cower down into beasts, when you might have stood

breath, On the brain of the elk till his very last sigh ;'

men, Oh, Genius! thy patrons, more cruel than they,

And prefer the slave's life of damnation to death! First feed on thy brains, and then leave thee to die!

It is strange—it is dreadful ;-shout, tyranny, shout,

Through your dungeons and palaces, “Freedom is LINES

o'er !"

If there lingers one spark of her light, tread it out, WRITTEN ON HEARING THAT THE AUSTRIANS HAD

And return to your empire of darkness once more. ENTERED NAPLES.

For, if such are the braggarts that claim to be free, Carbone Notati!

Come, Despot of Russia, thy feet let me kiss

Far nobler to live the brute bondman of thee, Ar--down to the dust with them, slaves as they are- Than to sully even chains by a struggle like this ! From this hour, let the blood in their dastardly Paris, 1821.

veins, That shrunk at the first touch of Liberty's war, Be suck'd out by tyrants, or stagnate in chains !

THE INSURRECTION OF THE PAPERS. On, on, like a cloud, through their beautiful vales,

A DREAM.
Ye locusts of tyranny, blasting them o'er-
Fill, fill up their wide sunny waters, ye sails

" It would be impossible for His Royal Highness to diser From each slave-mart of Europe, and poison their gage his person from the accumulating pile of papers that shore !

encompassed it.”- Lord CastleReagu's Speech upons

Colonel M'Mahon's Appointment.
Let their fate be a mock-word-let men of all lands
Laugh out, with a scorn that shall ring to the poles,

Last night I toss'd and turn'd in bed,
When each sword that the cowards let fall from their

But could not sleep-at length I said, hands

“I'll think of Viscount C-sti-R-Gy, Shall be forged into fetters to enter their souls !

And of his speeches-that's the way.”

And so it was, for instantly
And deep and more deep as the iron is driven,
Base slaves ! may the whet of their agony be,

I slept as sound as sound could be ;

And then I dream'd-oh, frightful dream! To think-as the damn'd haply think of that heaven

Fuseli has no such theme; They had once in their reach--that they might have been free!

never wrote or borrow'd

Any horror half so horrid ! Shame, shame, when there was not a bosom, whose heat

Methought the P-e, in whisker'd state, Ever rose o'er the ZERO of -'s heart,

Before me at his breakfast sate: That did not, like echo, your war-hymn repeat,

On one side lay unread petitions,
And send all its prayers with your liberty's start-

On't other, hints from five physicians--
Here tradesmen's bills, official papers,

Notes from my Lady, drams for vapours-
1 Naturalists have observed thi, upon dissecting an eik,
there were found in its hend some large flies, with its brain

There plans of saddles, tea and toast, almost eaten away by them.-History of Poland.

Death-warrants and the Morning Post.

When lo! the Papers, one and all,

A playful young bear, and then mock his disaster As if at some magician's call,

By bidding him chuse out his own dancing-master. Began to flutter of themselves From desk and table, floor and shelves, I thought the best way, as a dutiful son, And, cutting each some different capers, Was to do as old Royalty's self would have done. Advanced--oh jacobinic papers !

So I sent word to say I would keep the whole batch in, As though they said, “ Our sole design is The same chest of tools, without cleansing or patchTo suffocate his Royal Highness !"

ingThe leader of this vile sedition

For tools of this kind, like Martinus's sconce,' Was a huge Catholic Petition :

Would lose all their beauty if purified once; With grievances so full and heavy,

And think-only think-if our Father should find, It threaten'd worst of all the bevy.

Upon graciously coming again to his mind, Then Common-Hall Addresses came

That improvement had spoil'd any favourite adviserIn swaggering sheets, and took their aim That R-SE was grown honest, or W-STM-REL-ND Right at the R-G-nt's well-dress'd head,

wiserAf if determined to be read!

That R-D-R was, even by one twinkle, the brighterNext Tradesmen's Bills began to fly

Or L-V-R-P-L's speeches but half a pound lighterAnd tradesmen's bills, we know, mount high; What a shock to his old royal heart it would be! Nay, even Death-warrants thought they'd best No far were such dreams of improvement from me; Be lively too and join the rest.

And it pleased me to find at the house where, you

know, But oh !-the basest of defections !

There's such good mutton-cutlets and strong curacoa, His letter about “predilections”

That the Marchioness called me a duteous old boy, His own dear letter, void of grace,

And my Y-RM-TH's red whiskers grew redder for joy! Now flew up in its parent's face! Shock'd with this breach of filial duty,

You know, my dear Freddy, how oft, if I would, He just could murmur, “ Et tu Brute !" By the law of last Sessions, I might have done good. Then sunk, subdued, upon the floor,

I might have withheld these political noodles At Fox's bust, to rise no more!

From knocking their heads against hot Yankee

Doodles; I waked—and pray'd, with lifted hand,

I might have told Ireland I pitied her lot, “Oh! never may this dream prove true; Might have soothed her with hope—but you know I Though paper overwhelms the land,

did not.
Let not crush the Sovereign too!"

And my wish is, in truth, that the best of old fellows
Should not, on recovering, have cause to be jealous,

But find that, while he has been laid on the shelf, PARODY OF A CELEBRATED LETTER.

We've been all of us nearly as mad as himself.

You smile at my hopes, but the doctors and I At length, dearest FREDDY, the moment is nigh, Are the last that can think the K-NG ever will die! When, with P-RC-v-L's leave, I may throw my chains

A new era 's arrived—though you'd hardly believeitAnd, as time now is precious, the first thing I do And all things, of course, must be new to receive it. Is to sit down and write a wise letter to you. New villas, new fêtes (which even WAITHMAN at

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I repeat it“ new friends"-for I cannot describe I meant before now to have sent you this letter, The delight I am in with this P-RC-V-L tribe. But Y-Rm—th and I thought perhaps 't would be Such capering—such vapouring !-such rigour-such better

vigour ! To wait till the Irish affairs were decided

North, South, East, and West, they have cut such a That is, till both houses had prosed and divided,

figure, With all due appearance of thought and digestion- That soon they will bring the whole world round our For though H-RTF-RD House had long settled the

ears, question,

And leave us no friends—but Old Nick and Algiers. I thought it but decent, between me and you, When I think of the glory they've beam'd on my That the two other houses should settle it too.

chains,

”T is enough quite to turn my illustrious brains; I need not remind you how cursedly bad

It 's true we are bankrupts in commerce and riches, Our affairs were all looking when Father went mad; But think how we furnish our Allies with breeches! A strait-waistcoat on him, and restrictions on me,A more limited monarchy could not well be. I was call'd upon then, in that moment of puzzle,

1 The antique shield of Martinus Scriblerus, which, upon

scouring, turn'd out to be only an old sconce. To chuse my own minister-just as they muzzle 2 The letter-writer's favourite luncheon

We've lost the warm hearts of the Irish, 't is granted, P. S.-A copy of this is to P-RC-V-L goingBut then we've got Java, an island much wanted, Good Lord! how St. Stephen's will ring with his To put the last lingering few who remain crowing! Of the Walcheren warriors out of their pain. Then, how WELLINGTON fights! and how squabbles his brother!

For papists the one, and with papists the other;
One crushing NAPOLEON by taking a city,

While t' other lays waste a whole Catholic Committee!

Oh, deeds of renown! shall I baggle or flinch,
With such prospects before me?-by Jove not an
inch.

No-let England's affairs go to rack if they will,
We'll look after the affairs of the Continent still,
And, with nothing at home but starvation and riot,
Find Lisbon in bread, and keep Sicily quiet.
I am proud to declare I have no predilections,-
My heart is a sieve, where some scatter'd affections
Are just danced about for a moment or two,

And the finer they are, the more sure to run through: Neither have I resentments, nor wish there should come ill

To mortal-except (now I think on 't) BEAU BR-MM L,
Who threatened, last year, in a superfine passion,
To cut me, and bring the old K-NG into fashion.
This is all I can lay to my conscience at present.
When such is my temper, so neutral, so pleasant,
So royally free from all troublesome feelings,
So little encumber'd by faith in my dealings
(And, that I'm consistent, the world will allow,-
What I was at Newmarket, the same I am now)—
When such are my merits (you know I hate crack-
ing,)

I hope, like the vender of best Patent Blacking,
"To meet with the generous and kind approbation
Of a candid, enlighten'd and liberal nation."

By the by, ere I close this magnificent letter (No man except POLE could have writ you a better,) 'T would please me if those, whom I've humbugg'd so long

With the notion (good men!) that I knew right from

wrong,

Would a few of them join me-mind, only a few-
To let too much light in on me never would do;
But even GREY's brightness shan't make me afraid,
While I've C-MD-N and ELD-N to fly to for shade;
Nor will HOLLAND's clear intellect do us much harm,
While there's W-STM-REL-ND near him to weaken
the charm.

As for MOIRA's high spirit, if aught can subdue it,
Sure joining with H-RTF-RD and Y-Rм—TH will do it!
Between R-D-R and WH-RT-N let SHERIDAN sit,
And their fogs will soon quench even SHERIDAN'S

wit; And against all the pure public feeling that glows Even in WHITBREAD himself we've a host in G-RGE

R-SE!

So, in short, if they wish to have places, they may, And I'll thank you to tell all these matters to GREY,

ANACREONTIC.

TO A PLUMASSIER.

FINE and feathery artisan!
Best of Plumists, if you can
With your art so far presume,
Make for me a P―E's plume-
Feathers soft and feathers rare,
Such as suits a P-E to wear!

First, thou downiest of men!
Seek me out a fine pea-hen;
Such a hen, so tall and grand,
As by Juno's side might stand,
If there were no cocks at hand!
Seek her feathers, soft as down,
Fit to shine on P-E's crown;
If thou canst not find them, stupid!
Ask the way of Prior's Cupid.

Ranging these in order due,
Pluck me next an old cuckoo ;
Emblem of the happy fates
Of easy, kind, cornuted mates!
Pluck him well-be sure you do—
Who would n't be an old cuckoo,
Thus to have his plumage bless'd,
Beaming on a r-y-l crest?

Bravo, Plumist!-now what bird
Shall we find for plume the third?
You must get a learned owl,
Blackest of black-letter fowl-
Bigot bird that hates the light,
Foe to all that's fair and bright!
Seize his quills (so form'd to pen
Books that shun the search of men,—
Books that far from every eye,
In "swelter'd venom sleeping" lie!)
Stick them in, between the two,
Proud pea-hen and old cuckoo !

Now you have the triple feather,
Bind the kindred stems together
With a silken tie whose hue
Once was brilliant buff and blue;
Sullied now-alas! how much!-
Only fit for Y-RM-TH'S touch.
There-enough-thy task is done;
Present worthy G-GE's son !
Now, beneath, in letters neat,
Write "I SERVE," and all 's complete.

EXTRACTS

FROM THE DIARY OF A POLITICIAN.

Wednesday.

Who, I doubt not, will write (as there's no time to THROUGH M-NCH-ST-R Square took a canter just lose)

By the two-penny post, to tell GRENVILLE the news; And now, dearest FRED (though I've no predilection,) Believe me yours always with truest affection.

now

Met the old yellow chariot, and made a low bow.
This I did, of course, thinking 't was loyal and civil,
But got such a look-oh, 't was black as the devil'

How unlucky!--incog. he was travelling about, And I, like a noodle, must go find him out!

Then trampling the gross IDOLS under their feet, They sent CRACK a petition, beginning, "Great Cæsar!

Mem.-When next by the old yellow chariot I ride,We are willing to worship, but only entreat

To remember there is nothing princely inside.

Thursday.

At Levee to-day made another sad blunderWhat can be come over me lately, I wonder? The P-E was as cheerful as if, all his life

That you'll find us some decenter Godhead than these are."

"I'll try," says King CRACK-then they furnish'd

him models

Of better shaped Gods, but he sent them all back;

of noddles,

In short, they were all much too godlike for CRACK!

He had never been troubled with Friends or a Wife-Some were chisell'd too fine, some had heads 'stead
"Fine weather," says he-to which I, who must prate,
Answer'd, "Yes, Sir, but changeable rather, of late."
He took it, I fear, for he look'd rather gruff,
And handled his new pair of whiskers so rough,
That before all the courtiers I fear'd they'd come off,
And then, Lord! how GERAMB would triumphantly
scoff!

Mem. To buy for son DICKY some unguent or lotion To nourish his whiskers-sure road to promotion!'

So he took to his darling old IDOLS again, And, just mending their legs and new bronzing their faces,

In

open defiance of gods and of men, Set the monsters up grinning once more in their places!

Saturday.

Last night a concert-vastly gay—
Given by Lady C-STL-R-GH.
My Lord loves music, and, we know,
Has two strings always to his bow.

In chusing songs, the R-G-NT named

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Had I a heart for falsehood framed."

While gentle H-RTF-RD begg'd and pray'd
For "Young I am, and sore afraid."

KING CRACK AND HIS IDOLS.

Written after the late Negotiation for a new
M-n-stry.

KING CRACK was the best of all possible kings
(At least so his courtiers would swear to you
gladly,)

But CRACK now and then would do het'rodox things,
And, at last, took to worshipping Images sadly.

Some broken-down IDOLS, that long had been placed
In his Father's old Cabinet, pleased him so much
That he knelt down and worshipp'd, though-such
was his taste!

They were monstrous to look at and rotten to
touch!

And these were the beautiful Gods of King CRACK!-
Till his people, disdaining to worship such things,
Cried aloud, one and all, "Come, your Godships
must pack-

You will not do for us, though you may do for
Kings."

1 England is not the only country where merit of this kind is noticed and rewarded. "I remember," says Tavernier, "to have seen one of the King of Persia's porters, whose mustachios were so long that he could tie them behind his neck, for which reason he had a double pension."

WREATHS FOR THE MINISTERS.

AN ANACREONTIC.

HITHER, FLORA, Queen of Flowers!
Haste thee from old Brompton's bowers-
Or (if sweeter that abode,)

From the King's well-odour'd Road,
Where each little nursery bud
Breathes the dust and quaffs the mud!
Hither come, and gaily twine
Brightest herbs and flowers of thine
Into wreaths for those who rule us-
Those who rule and (some say) fool us:
FLORA, sure, will love to please
England's HOUSEHOLD DEITIES!'

First you must then, willy-nilly,
Fetch me many an orange lily-
Orange of the darkest dye
Irish G-FF-RD can supply!
Choose me out the longest sprig,
And stick it in old ELD-N's wig!
Find me next a poppy-posy,
Type of his harangues so dozy,
Garland gaudy, dull and cool,
For the head of L-v-RP-L!-
"T will console his brilliant brows
For that loss of laurel boughs
Which they suffer'd (what a pity!)
On the road to Paris City.

Next, our C-STL-R-GH to crown,
Bring me, from the County Down,
Wither'd shamrocks, which have been
Gilded o'er to hide the Green-
(Such as H-DF-T brought away
From Pall-Mall last Patrick's Day.2)

1 The ancients, in like manner, crowned their lares, of household gods.-See Juvenal, sat. 9. v. 138. Plutarch to tells us that household gods were then, as they are now "much given to war and penal statutes." Epivvada

2 On of those antediluvian princes with whom Manetho and Whiston seen so intimately acquainted. If we had the Memoirs of Thoth, from which Manetho compiled his history, we should find, I dare say, that Crack was only a OIVIMOUS SHIMOVxs. Regent, and that he, perhaps, succeeded Typhon, who (as

Whiston says) was the last king of the antediluvian dy-distributed by the servants of C-n House every Patrick's 2 Certain tinsel imitations of the Shamrock, which are

nasty.

dav.

Stitch the garland through and through With shabby threads of every hue— And Goddess!-entre nous

as,

His Lordship loves (though best of men) A little torture now and then,

Crimp the leaves, thou first of syrens!

Crimp them with thy curling-irons.

That's enough-away, away-
Had I leisure, I could say
How the oldest rose that grows

Must be pluck'd to deck Old R-SE,—
How the DOCTOR's brow should smile
Crown'd with wreaths of camomile!
But time presses.-To thy taste

I leave the rest; so, prithee, haste!

THE NEW COSTUME OF THE MINISTERS. For the Opening of the New Theatre of St. St-ph-n,

Nova monstra creavit.-OVID. Met. lib. i. ver. 437.

HAVING sent off the troops of brave Major CAMAC, With a swinging horse-tail at each valorous back, And such helmets-God bless us !-as never deck'd

any

"An excellent thought!-call the tailors-be nimble-
Let CUM bring his spy-glass, and H-RTF-RD her
thimble;

While Y-RM-TH shall give us, in spite of all quizzers,
The last Paris cut with his true Gallic scissors."

So saying, he calls C-STL-R-GH, and the rest
Of his heaven-born statesmen, to come and be dress'd.
While Y-R-M-TH, with snip-like and brisk expedi-
tion,

Cuts up,

all at once, a large Catholic Petition In long tailors' measures (the PE crying, "Well ✔ done!")

And first puts in hand my Lord Chancellor ELD-N.

OCCASIONAL ADDRESS,

Male creature before, except Signor GIOVANNI-
"Let's see," said the R-G-NT (like TITUS, perplex'd
With the duties of empire,) "whom shall I dress

next?"

He looks in the glass-but perfection is there,
Wig, whiskers, and chin-tufts, all right to a hair;'
Not a single ex-curl on his forehead he traces-
For curls are like Ministers, strange as the case is,
The falser they are, the more firm in their places.
His coat he next views-but the coat who could
doubt?

For his Y-RM-TH'S Own Frenchified hand cut it out;
Every pucker and seam were made matters of state,
And a grand Household Council was held on each
plait !

Then whom shall he dress? Shall he new rig his
brother,

Great C-MB-RL-ND's Duke, with some kickshaw or
other?

And kindly invent him more Christian-like shapes
For his feather-bed neckcloths and pillory capes?
Ah! no-here his ardour would meet with delays,
For the Duke had been lately pack'd up in new Stays,
So complete for the winter, he saw very plain
'T would be devilish hard work to unpack him again!

So what's to be done?-there's the MINISTERS,

bless 'em!

As he made the puppets, why should n't he dress 'em?

1 That model of princes, the Emperor Commodus, was particularly luxurious in the dressing and ornamenting of his hair. His conscience, however, would not suffer him to trust himself with a barber, and he used, accordingly, to burn off his beard. "Timore torsoris," says Lampridius. (Hist. August. Seriptor.) The dissolute Ælius Ve us, too, was equally attentive to the decoration of his wig-(See Jul. Capitolin) Indeed, this was not the only princely trait in the character of Verus, as he had likewise a most hearty and dignified contempt for his wife.-See his insulting answer to her in Spartianus.

intended to have been spoken by the Proprietor, in
full Costume, on the 24th of November.
THIS day a New House, for your edification,
We open, most thinking and right-headed nation!
Excuse the materials-though rotten and bad,
They 're the best that for money just now could be
had;

And, if echo the charm of such houses should be,
You will find it shall echo my speech to a T.

As for actors, we 've got the old company yet,
The same motley, odd, tragi-comical set:
And, considering they all were but clerks t' other day,
It is truly surprising how well they can play.
Our manager (he who in Ulster was nursed,
And sung Erin go Bragh for the galleries first,
But, on finding Pitt-interest a much better thing,
Changed his note, of a sudden, to "God save the

King!"

Still wise as he 's blooming, and fat as he 's clever,
Himself and his speeches as lengthy as ever,
Here offers you still the full use of his breath,
Your devoted and long-winded proser till death!
You remember, last season, when things went per-

verse on,

We had to engage (as a block to rehearse on)
One Mr. V-NS-TT-RT, a good sort of person,
Who's also employ'd for this season to play
In "Raising the Wind," and "the Devil to Pay."
We expect too-at least we've been plotting and
planning-

To get that great actor from Liverpool, C-NN-NG;
And, as at the circus there's nothing attracts
Like a good single combat brought in 'twixt the acts,
If the Manager should, with the help of Sir P-PH-M,
Get up new diversions, and C-NN-NG should stop 'em,
Who knows but we 'll have to announce in the pa-

pers,

"Grand fight-second time-with additiona! capers."
Be your taste for the ludicrous, humdrum, or sad,
There is plenty of each in this house to be had;
Where our Manager ruleth, there weeping will be,
For a dead hand at tragedy always was he;
And there never was dealer in dagger and cup,
Who so smilingly got all his tragedies up.

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