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vention of such as are hung in the towers, or steeples of christian churches, did not occur till the latter end of the fourth, or beginning of the fifth century; when they were introduced by Paulinus, bishop of Nola. The Jews certainly employed bells, since they are spoken of in the Scriptures; and the mention of them by Thucydides, Diodorus Siculus, Suidas, Aristophanes, and other ancient writers, proves that they were used in Greece; while Plautus, Ovid, Tibullus, Statius, and a variety of Latin authors, speak of Bells as in use among the Romans. But these bells of the ancients were all made for the hand; or were of a size to be affixed to other musical instruments, like those which were occasionally append ed to the drum. Whether, when detached from other instruments, they were used on general occasions, or only in particular ceremonies, or as signals, is not known; nor have we any clue by which to guess whether they were tuned in concordance with any scale, or whether they were unisons to each other, or not formed to any particular pitch, but merely used as sonorous auxiliaries to other instruments, without any regard to their agreement of tone either with one another, or with the instruments they accompanied.

RELIGIOUS PREJUDICES. In the

trial of Mrs. Turner, one of the accomplices in the murder of the unfortunate Sir Thomas Overbury in King James's reign, Sir Edward Coke, then Lord Chief Juctice, told the criminal that she was guilty of the seven deadly sins, which he thus enume rated; that she was a wh-e, a b-d, a sorceror, a witch, a papist, a felon, and a murderer. And what is more surprising, Bacon, then AttorneyGeneral, took occasion to observe that "poisoning was a Popish trick ;" though the crime in itself were not sufficiently odious without being represented as a branch of Popery. Such were the bigotted prejudices prevalent in that age.

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The wit's Nunchion.

THE celebrated Dr. M. forty years ago stood at the head of the Bath Physicians; an eminence, to which his skill and success seemed to entitle him. His appetite for FEES, however, was considered as rather too inordinate; an unfortunate propensity, which, in two or three instances, rendered him the subject of amusing jokes. Colonel L-, one of his most constant patients, came regularly to Bath, at the commencement of the season, for the advantage of its waters, in a gouty disorder, with which he had been afflicted for years. Dr. M. calling on his patient one morning, found him in a situation of great anguish and infirmity; with knees, feet, and hands, tortured with gout, and involved in swathes of flannel. The Doctor, after having administered all the comfort in his power, by relating the news of the day, and writing his customary repetitum, got up to take his leave and his fee. You see, my dear Doctor," said the patient, “what an impotent wretch I am; not able to recompense your good services, by geting at my purse: do me the favour to put your hand into my breeches pocket, and take out a guinea: they are hanging on the chair, by the side of the bed." The Doctor, rather shocked at the idea of helping himself, attempted a few words of unwilling excuse. don't feel the least delicacy on the occasion," said the patient : 66 you know, my dear friend, it will not be the first time you have PICKED MY POCKET." In a short time after this incident, disease triumphed over the efficacy of the Bath waters, and the skill of the physician, and poor Colonel L. was reduced to the last extremity. The Doctor, during" the dread suspense 'twixt life and death," continued regularly PAYING and RECEIVING, viz. his visit and his fee, and reporting daily to the lamenting or expecting heir, " a-going, a-going, and a-going." Symptoms of speedy dissolution now appeared; and having seen the patient in the morning, the

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By the ship which conveyed his dispatches to England, he once sent a note to some respectable wine merchants, to whom he was indebted for some wine, in which he sportively said that "he trusted they would pardon his not having sooner sent a cheque for his bill, on account of his having been lately much ENGAGED."

Doctor pronounced, that before even- son, as exhibiting the Hero of Trafaling he would be no more. "How-gar in a new character :— ever," said he, "I will call again once more to-day, and take a farewell look at my dear old friend." In the evening he knocked gently at the door. 66 Well, John, how is your master ?" "Alas! sir, he is gone. His eyes are closed; his jaw fallen, and his HAND CLENCHED.' "His HAND CLENCHED did you say? Poor dear man! thinking of his old friend to the last. He expected me this evening, and no doubt it contains a fee. No! I will not refuse this last testimony of his friendship." The Doctor accordingly mounted to the chamber of the deceased, opened his hand, found, and pocketed the guinea; and retired, expressing his satisfaction that his worthy friend should have remembered him to the last.

The same celebrated practitioner was himself subject to severe indispo

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sition. On an occasion of this kind,
he requested his friend, Dr. Wood-
ward, to come and prescribe for him.
Woodward, who was fond of a joke,
on entering the room, and seeing the
sick man on the sofa, exclaimed,
"What! the GREAT LION prostrate?"
"A truce with your jokes," returned
M. "I am very seriously ill." • Well
then, my friend, what have you
taken to remove your indisposition?"
Why, Doctor, I have taken, so and
so," 66
Very good and what ef-
fects have the medicines produced?"
None at all." "None at all!-
bless me, that is very extraordinary
indeed! You have always adminis-
tered them in similar cases yourself,
I presume?" "Yes." "And never
found them fail, I take it?" "No."
Strange, that they should be ineffi-
cacious now! Let me consider a
moment :-Oh, I have it. You have
made a sad OMISSION, my dear friend.
You have not proceeded SECUNDUM
ARTEM, for you forgot to give YOUR-
SELF A FEE."

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NELSON, A PUNSTER.-We are not of Dr. Johnson's opinion that the man who will make a pun will pick a pocket; we therefore give a place to the following anecdote of Lord Nel

GENEROSITY.

A POET much too poor to live,

Too poor, in this rich world to rove,
Too poor, for aught but verse to give,
But not, thank God, too poor to love!
Gives thee his little doggerel lay
One truth I tell, in sorrow tell it,
I'm forc'd to give my verse away,
Because, alas! I cannot sell it.

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THE CHATTERING PUPPY, OR D. C. P.-A gentleman, at a coffeehouse not a hundred miles from Charing Cross, the other day, took up a newspaper, in which was inserted the names of those persons who had taken out certificates under the GAME ACT, and observing under the name of the deputy clerk of the peace, the letters D. C. P. was very inquisitive among the company to know their meaning. Why," says an old clergyman, the present instance they stand for damn'd chattering puppy;" the gentle man left the house without saying a word.

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THE QUERIST-No. I. . [We intend occasionally to devote a few of our columns to the insertion of Queries upon subjects of general interest, and to lay open our pages to the replies of such Correspondents as may think fit to exercise their ingeTo expa nuity in replying thereto.

tiate upon the utility as well as entertainment which must result from such an arrangement would be insulting to the common sense of our readers, as it is obvious that no better mode could be adopted of arousing the curiosity of the indifferent, and urging those who already desire to possess knowledge, to re-double their exertions to attain it.

[We have only to add, that the nature of this article will differ in toto from that of our enigmatical compilation, THE SPHINX, as the subjoined Queries will sufficiently shew. We shall readily insert any Questions our Correspondents may wish to propound, which may not appear frivolous or devoid of general interest.]

1. As the UNICORN is generally accounted a fabulous animal, how comes it to form one of the supporters of the Arms of England?

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No. 62.

OR,

LITERARY CABINET.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 24, 1824.

"Praise us as we are tasted; allow us as we prove: Our head shall go bare till Merit crown it."SHAKSPEARE,

VOL. II.

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THE term Hieroglyphick is formed from two Greek words, signifying to carve or engrave any thing of a sacred nature; because the ancient Egyptians, with whom hieroglyphicks originated, were accustomed to couch their principles of philosophy, divinity, and policy, under certain mystical characters, or portraitures of various sorts of creatures: whence the word is now taken for any symbol, emblem, or mystical figure.

In our 13th Number, we gave an account, with descriptive engravings, of some extremely curious Roman hieroglyphicks; and we now present our readers with a representation of and Egyptian one, still more ancient, and probably one of the first specimens of the class. It is copied from a print in George Sandys' "Travels through Turkey, Egypt, the Holy Land, Greece, &c. 1615;" where we also meet with some remarks upon the genius and learning of the Egyptians, and

an attempt to expound the meaning of the hieroglyphick in question, after the following fashion :--

"The Egyptians first inuented Arithmeticke, Musicke, and Geometry; and by reason of the perpetuall serenitie of the aire, found out the course of the Sunne and the starres, their constellations, risings, aspects, and influences; diuiding by the same, the yeere into moneths, and grounding their diuinations vpon their, hidden properties. Moreouer from the Egyptians, Orpheus, Musæus, and Homer, haue fetcht their hymnes and fables of the Gods: Pythagoras, Eu doxus, and Democritus, their Philosophie: Lycurgus, Solon, and Plato, the forme of their gouernments: by which they all in their seueralt kinds haue eternized their memories. Their letters were inuented by Mercury, who writ from the right hand to the left, as do all the Africans. But, in holy things especially, they express their

conceits by Hieroglyphycks, which consist of significant figures, whereof there yet are many to be seen, though hardly to be interpreted. One I will produce, for example, said to be pourtrayed within the porch of Minerua's Temple in the City of Sai ---The Infant signifieth those that enter into the world, and the Old Man those that go out of it: the Falcon, God; the Fish, hatred; because they hated fish that bred in the Sea, which symbolized Typhon: and by the Riuerhorse, murder, impudence, violence, and iniustice; for they say that he killeth his Sire, and rauisheth his owne dam: which put together importeth; O you that enter the world, and goe out of it; God hateth iniustice.'"

SONNET ON SONNETS. SIR,--The late remarks of your correspondents, Curiosus and D, (pp. 6 and 47,) upon the vexatious trammels which are imposed upon SonnetWriters, have induced me to forward the following additional groan upon the subject, which you may perchance deem worthy of a corner in your diminutive publication, whose periodical

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---all in one week.

MONSTER. and

visits are far more welcome to me
than those of many who thrust them-
selves forward with more pomp
pretension; nor were its calls by any
means less agreeable, when repeated
twice instead of once a week.
Yours, &c.

Maiden-lane.

SHACABAC.

At Stapleton, in Gloucestershire, a monstrous calf came from a cow; the head as large as a bull's, and bigger than its whole body; the face strangely deformed, with an eye on the top of the nose, and the other under it, near the mouth; ears like a dog's; the tongue short, and in the throat; the heart in the cavity of a swelling above the shoulders; the navel between the foreTo have their high aspirings represented legs; the tail short, like a deer's, but

I wonder who it was that first invented
The art of writing what we call a sonnet,
In which our pregnant minds must be
contented

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By fourteen lines exactly-mischief on
it!

'Tis like a Lady, who has tied her bonnet
Down closely o'er a very pretty face,
Permitting scarcely a sufficient space
For one attractive beauty to peep out.
There may be countless beauties found,

if sought;

But, while thus muffled, gazers pass in
doubt

If she be really beautiful, or not.
Thus, Sonnets often, though they read
amiss,

May have much beauty in them-so
may this.

in the middle of the back.

ELEGANT ADDRESS ---Mrs Mapp, the bone-setter, passing Kent-street, in her chariot, towards the Borough, dressed in a robe de chambre, the people gave out she was a certain woman of quality from an electorate in Germany; whereupon a great mob followed her, and bestowed many bitter reproaches, till madam, perceiving some mistake, accosted them in the following familiar manner :--

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