Let them in Drury Lane be lesson'd! A seat, I'm sure ye're weel deservin't ; June 1st, Anno Mundi, 5790 [A.D. 1786]. BEELZEBUB. A DREAM. THE friends of the poet tried hard to prevent the publication of this poem without success, judging rightly that it would injure his prospects with the Government. He introduces it as follows: 66 Thoughts, words, and deeds, the statute blames with reason; On reading in the public papers the Laureate's "Ode," with the other parade of June 4, 1786, the author was no sooner dropt asleep than he imagined himself transported to the birthday levee; and in his dreaming fancy made the following ADDRESS.-Burns. GUID-MORNIN' to your Majesty! May Heaven augment your blisses, My bardship here, at your levee, * Thomas Warton then filled this office. His ode for June 4, 1786, begins as follows: "When Freedom nursed her native fire In ancient Greece, and ruled the lyre, Her bards disdainful, from the tyrant's brow, But paid to guiltless power their willing vow On these verses, the rhymes of the Ayrshire bard must be allowed to form an odd enough commentary-CHAMBERS. Far be't frae me that I aspire To chaps, wha, in a barn or byre, Than courts yon day. And now ye've gien auld Britain peace, Your sair taxation does her fleece, Till she has scarce a tester : For me, thank God, my life's a lease, Nae bargain wearing faster, *The poet alludes here to the great diminution of the king's territory by the disastrous issue of the American war. Adieu, my liege! may Freedom geck3 To pay your queen, with due respect, This great birthday. Hail, Majesty Most Excellent! While nobles strive to please ye, Will ye accept a compliment A simple poet gies ye? Thae bonnie bairn-time,‡ Heaven has lent, Still higher may they heeze ye In bliss, till fate some day is sent, For ever to release ye Frae care that day. For you, young potentate o' Wales, I tell your Highness fairly, Down pleasure's stream, wi' swelling sails, I'm tauld ye're driving rarely; But some day ye may gnaw your nails, And curse your folly sairly, That e'er ye brak Diana's pales, Or rattled dice wi Charlie, § Yet aft a ragged cowte's been known To mak a noble aiver ;7 * A good fellow's begetting. the Earl of Chatham. This is not the only compliment Burns pays to In allusion to an attempt to induce the lowering of the strength of the 1 Wisely. So, ye may doucely1 fill a throne, And yet, wi' funny, queer Sir John,† For mony a day. For you, right reverend Osnaburg,‡ 2 Idle scandal. Young, royal Tarry Breeks, § I learn, Then heave aboard your grapple-airn, Come full that day. Ye, lastly, bonny blossoms a', Ye royal lasses dainty, Heaven mak you guid as weel as braw, But sneer na British boys awa', God bless you a'! consider now 3 A wicked wag. 4 Haughty. 5 Too much flattered. 6 Salted. || Alluding to the newspaper 7 Platter full. 8 Grumbled. 9 They have scraped out the dish. And we maun draw our tippence. On every side they're gath'rin', Some carrying dails,1 some chairs and stools, Right loud that day. Here stands a shed to fend the showers, Here sits a raw of tittlin'3 jades, Wi' heaving breast and bare neck, Here, some are thinkin' on their sins, On this hand sits a chosen swatch,5 To chairs that day. Oh, happy is that man and blest! Nae wonder that it pride him! Which, by degrees, slips round her neck, Unkenn'd that day. Now a' the congregation o'er Is silent expectation: For Moodie + speels the holy door, Should Hornie, as in ancient days, *The following notice of Racer Jess appeared in the newspapers of February 1818:-"Died at Mauchline a few weeks since, Janet Gibson, consigned to immortality by Burns in his 'Holy Fair,' under the turf appellation of 'Racer Jess.' She was the daughter of 'Poosie Nansie,' who figures in 'The Jolly Beggars.' She was remarkable for her pedestrian powers, and sometimes ran long distances for a wager.' Moodie was the minister of Riccarton, and one of the heroes of "The Twa Herds." |