For fient a wame1 it had ava; And then its shanks, They were as thin, as sharp and sma', "Guid-e'en," quo'I; “friend, hae ye been mawin', But naething spak; At length, says I, “Friend, whare ye gaun ? It spak right howe, 2" My name is Death; But tent me, billie; I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith, See, there's a gully!" 5 Guidman," quo' he, "put up your whittle, But if I did, I wad be kittle To be mislear'd,7 I wad na mind it, no that spittle Out-owre my beard." "Weel, weel!" says I, "a bargain be't ; Come, gies your news; This while ye hae been mony a gate,9 At mony a house." "Ay, ay!" quo' he, and shook his head, Sin' I began to nick the thread And choke the breath: Folk maun do something for their bread, "Sax thousand years are near-hand fled Till ane Hornbook's ta'en up the trade, 3 Frightened. A kind of bridle. This rencounter happened in seed-time of 1785.-B. "Ye ken Jock Hornbook i' the clachan, The weans haud out their fingers laughin', "See, here's a scythe, and there's a dart, And cursed skill, Has made them baith no worth a f―t, ""Twas but yestreen, nae further gaen, Wi' less, I'm sure, I've hundreds slain ; It just play'd dirl on the bane, But did nae mair. "Hornbook was by, wi' ready art, It was sae blunt, Fient haet o't wad hae pierced the heart "I drew my scythe in sic a fury, Withstood the shock; I might as weel hae tried a quarry "Even them he canna get attended, As soon's he smells't, Baith their disease and what will mend it "And then a' doctor's saws and whittles, Their Latin names as fast he rattles "Calces o' fossils, earths, and trees; 1 Tobacco-pouch. Children. 3 Pluck at my hams. 4 Cabbage (Colewort) stalk. * Buchan's Domestic Medicine.-B. 5 Tumbled. The farina of beans and peas, He has't in plenty; Aquafontis, what you please, He can content ye. "Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, Salalkali o' midge-tail clippings, And mony mae." "Waes me for Johnnie Ged's* hole noo"," Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; The creature grain'd an eldritch1 laugh They'll a' be trench'd wi' mony a sheugh2 "Whare I kill'd ane a fair strae death, That Hornbook's skill Has clad a score i' their last claith, By drap and pill. "An honest wabster to his trade, Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred, When it was sair; The wife slade cannie to her bed, But ne'er spak mair. "A country laird had ta'en the batts, His only son for Hornbook sets, And pays him well The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets,3 Was laird himsel. "A bonny lass, ye kenn'd her name, Some ill-brewn drink had hoved her wame: She trusts hersel, to hide the shame, In Hornbook's care; Horn sent her aff to her lang hame, 1 Unearthly. 2 Furrow. 3 Ewe lambs. *The grave-digger. The church-yard had been used as pasture-ground for calves. "That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; An's weel paid for't; Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey, Wi' his damn'd dirt : "But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot, As dead's a herrin'; Neist time we meet, I'll wad a groat, He's got his fairin'!" 1 But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell Which raised us baith: I took the way that pleased mysel, And sae did Death. THE TWA HERDS; OR, THE HOLY TULZIE. IN a MS. now in the British Museum Burns gives an account of the origin of this piece:-"The following was the first of my Poetical productions that saw the light. I gave a copy of it to a particular friend of mine who was very fond of these things, and told him I did not know who was the Author, but that I had got a copy of it by accident.' The occasion was a bitter and shameless quarrel between the two Rev. gentlemen, Mr. Moodie of Riccarton and Mr. Russel of Kilmarnock. It was at the time when the hue and cry against Patronage was at the worst.' " 1 Deserts. "Blockheads with reason wicked wits abhor; But fool with fool is barbarous civil war."-POPE. Он, a' ye pious godly flocks, Weel fed on pastures orthodox, Wha now will keep you frae the fox, Or worrying tykes,2 Or wha will tent the waifs and crocks,3 About the dikes? The twa best herds in a' the wast, Hae had a bitter black outcast Atween themsel. O Moodie, man, and wordy Russell, The Lord's cause ne'er gat sic a twistle O sirs! whae'er wad hae expeckit, But by the brutes themselves eleckit, What flock wi' Moodie's flock could rank, Nae poison'd sour Arminian stank He let them taste. Frae Calvin's well, aye clear, they drank,- The thummart,' wil'-cat, brock,2 and tod,3 Baith out and in, And weel he liked to shed their bluid, What herd like Russell tell'd his tale, His voice was heard through muir and dale, O'er a' the height, And saw gin they were sick or hale, At the first sight. He fine a mangy sheep could scrub, And New-Light herds could nicely drub, 1 Pole-cat. Could shake them owre the burning dub, Or heave them in. Sic twa-oh! do I live to see't, Sic famous twa should disagreet, 99.66 And names like "villain,' hypocrite," Ilk ither gi'en,. While New-Light herds, wi' laughin' spite, A' ye wha tent the gospel fauld, There's Duncan,* deep, and Peebles,† shaul, We trust in thee, That thou wilt work them, het and cauld, Till they agree. Consider, sirs, how we're boset, There's scarce a new herd .hat we get 2 Badger. & Fox, * Dr. Robert Duncan, minister of Dundonald. 4 Shallow. |