"Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, Sal-alkali o' midge-tail clippings, "Wae 's me for Johnny Ged's Hole now," Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the pleugh; The creature grained an eldritch laugh, They'll a' be trenched wi' mony a sheugh, "Whare I killed ane a fair strae death, Has clad a score i' their last claith, "An honest wabster to his trade, Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred Gat tippence-worth to mend her head, When it was sair; The wife slade cannie to her bed, "A bonny lass, ye ken her name, Horn sent her aff to her lang hame, “A country laird had taen the batts, The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets, "That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; Thus goes he on from day to day, Thus does he poison, kill, and slay, Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey “But hark! I'll tell you of a plot, Though dinna ye be speaking o''t; I'll nail the self-conceited sot As dead's a herrin': Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat, But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell, Some wee short hour ayont the twal, I took the way that pleased mysel', WE EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK, AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD. HILE briers and woodbines budding green, And morning poussie whiddin seen, Inspire my Muse, This freedom in an unknown frien' I pray excuse. On Fasten-e'en we had a rockin', At length we had a hearty yokin' There was ae sang, amang the rest, It thirled the heart-strings through the breast, I've scarce heard ought described sae weel, Thought I, “Can this be Pope, or Steele, They tauld me 't was an odd kind chiel It pat me fidgin-fain to hear 't, That nane excelled it, few cam near 't, That, set him to a pint of ale, Or rhymes and sangs he'd made himsel', "Tween Inverness and Teviotdale, He had few matches. Then up I gat, and swore an aith, At some dyke back, A pint and gill I'd gie them baith But, first and foremost, I should tell, Though rude and rough, Yet crooning to a body's sell, I am nae poet, in a sense, But just a rhymer, like, by chance, Whene'er my Muse does on me glance, And say: Your critic folk may cock their nose, But, by your leaves, my learned foes, What 's a' your jargon o' your schools, What sairs your grammars? Ye'd better taen up spades and shools, A set o' dull conceited hashes, And syne they think to climb Parnassus Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire! Then though I drudge through dub and mire At pleugh or cart, |