ON A FULL-LENGTH PORTRAIT OF BEAU MARSH. Placed between the busts of Newton and Pope. LORD CHESTERFIELD. “IMMORTAL Newton never spoke More truth than here you'll find; Nor Pope himself e'er penn'd a joke "The picture placed the busts between, Wis dom and Wit are little seen But Folly at full length." ON SCOTLAND. CLEVELAND. "HAD Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom; Nor forced him wander, but confined him home." EPIGRAMS OF PETER PINDAR. EDMUND BURKE'S ATTACK ON WARREN HASTINGS. POOR Edmund sees poor Britain's setting sun: Reader! thou hast, I do presume (God knows though) been in a snug room, By coals or wood made comfortably warm, Sunk ships, tore trees up—done a world of harm. Yes, thou hast lifted up thy tearful eyes, And sigh'd, "How wretched now must thousands be? When, lo! this dreadful tempest, and his roar, Now may not Edmund's howlings be a sigh Pressing through Edmund's lungs for loaves and fishes, Give Mun a sup-forgot will be complaint; ON AN ARTIST Who boasted that his pictures had hung near those of Sir Joshua Reynolds in the Exhibition. A shabby fellow chanc'd one day to meet The British Roscius in the street, Garrick, on whom our nation justly bragsThe fellow hugg'd him with a kind embrace— "Good sir, I do not recollect your face," Quoth Garrick-"No!" replied the man of rags: "The boards of Drury you and I have trod "When?" with an oath, cried Garrick-"for by G- Did you and I together play?" "Lord!" quoth the fellow, "think not that I mock- ON THE CONCLUSION OF HIS ODES. With open mouth, and straining eyes; Thy impudence hath put me in a sweat What rage for fame attends both great and small: THE LEX TALIONIS UPON BENJAMIN WEST West tells the world that Peter can not rhymePeter declares, point blank, that West can't paint: West swears I've not an atom of sublime I swear he hath no notion of a saint: And that his cross-wing'd cherubim are fowls, Half of the meek apostles, gangs of robbers; The Holy Scripture says, "All flesh is grass; Except his horse-flesh, that I fairly own That on expression he can never brag: Yet for this article hath he been studying, But in it never could surpass a puddingNo, gentle reader, nor a pudding-bag. I dare not say, that Mr. West Can not sound criticism impart: I'm told the man with technicals is blest, Thus, then, is Mr. West deserving praise― And let my justice the fair laud afford; For, lo! this far-fam'd artist cuts both ways, Exactly like the angel Gabriel's sword; The beauties of the art his converse shows, His canvas almost ev'ry thing that's bad! Thus at th' Academy, we must suppose, A man more useful never could be had: Who in himself, a host, so much can do; Who is both precept and example too! BARRY'S ATTACK UPON SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. When Barry dares the President to fly on, Or like a louse, of mettle full, ON THE DEATH OF MR. HONE, R. A. There's one R.A. more dead! stiff is poor Hone- I think the sacred art will not bemoan 'em; Go, then, poor Hone! and join a numerous train And may its whale-like stomach feel no motion ON GEORGE THE THIRD'S PATRONAGE OF BENJAMIN WEST. Thus have I seen a child, with smiling face, A little daisy in the garden place, And strut in triumph round its fav'rite flow'r; Lugging the wat'ring-pot about, Which John the gard'ner was oblig❜d to fill; Then staring round, all wild for praises panting, How that it found the daisy all itself! ANOTHER ON THE SAME. In simile if I may shine agen- With one poor miserable chick, Scraping away through thin and thick, As if this chick, to which her egg gave birth, EPITAPH ON PETER STAGGS. Poor Peter Staggs, now rests beneath this rail, TRAY'S EPITAPH. Here rest the relics of a friend below, Blest with more sense than half the folks I know: |