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reply, asked him whose house it was we saw upon a rising ground at a little distance from us. He told me it belonged to an old fantastical cur, Mr. Such-a-one, * You must have heard of him,' says he, he's one of the Rump.' I knew the gentleman's character upon hearing his name, but assured him that to my knowledge he was a good churchman: 'Ay!' says he with a kind of surprise, “We were told in the country, that he spoke twice in the queen's time against taking off the duties upon French claret.' This naturally led us into the proceedings of late parliaments, upon which occasion he affirmed roundly, that there had not been one good law passed since King Williams accession to the throne, except the act for preserving the game. I had a mind to see him out, and therefore did not care for contradicting him. ' Is it not hard,' says he; 'that honest gentlemen should be taken into custody of messengers to prevent them from acting according to their consciences ? But,” says he, what can we expect when a parcel of factious sons of whores- He was going on in great passion, but chanced to miss his dog, who was amusing himself about a bush, that grew at some distance behind us. We stood still till he had whistled him up; when he fell into a long panegyric upon his spaniel, who seemed indeed excellent in his kind: but I found the most remarkable adventure of his life was, that he had once like to have worried a dissenting teacher. The master could hardly sit on his horse for laughing all the while he was giving me the particulars of this story, which I found had mightily endeared his dog to him, and, as he himself told me, had made him a great favourite among all the honest gentlemen of the country. We were at length diverted from this piece of mirth by a post-boy, who winding his horn at us, my companion gave him two or three curses, and left the way clear for him. 'I fancy,' said I, 'that post brings news from Scotland. I shall long to see the next Gazette.” Şir, says he, 'I make it a rule never to believe any of your

printed news. We never see, Sir, how things go, except now and then in Dyer's Letters, and I read that more for the style than the news. The man has a clever pen it must be owned.

But is it not strange that we should be making war upon church of England men, with Dutch and Swiss soldiers, men of antimonarchical principles ? these foreigners will never be loved in England, Sir; they have not that wit and good breeding that we have. I must confess I did not expect to hear my new acquaintance value himself upon these qualifications, but, finding him such a critic upon foreigners, I asked him if he had ever travelled; he told me, he did not know what travelling was good for, but to teach a man to ride the great horse, to jabber French, and to talk against passive obedience: to which he added, that he scarce ever knew a traveller in his life who had not forsook his principles, and lost his hunting seat. * For my part,' says he, ‘I, and my father before me, have always been for passive obedience, and shall be always for opposing a prince who makes use of ministers that are of another opinion. But where do you intend to inn to night?' (for we were now come in sight of the next town) 'I can help you to a very good landlord, if you will go along with me. He is a lusty, jolly fellow, that lives well, at least three yards in the girt, and the best church of England man upon the road.' I had a curiosity to see this high-church inn-keeper, as well as to enjoy more of the conversation of my fellow-traveller, and therefore readily consented to set our horses together for that night. As we rode side by side, through the town, I was let into the characters of all the principal inhabitants whom we met in our way.

One was a dog, another a whelp, another a cur, and another the son of a bitch, under which several denominations were comprehended all that voted on the Whig side in the last election of burgesses. As for those of his own party, he distinguished them by a nod of his head, and asking them how they did by their Christian names, Upon our arrival at the inn, my companion fetched out the jolly landlord, who knew him by his whistle. Many endearments and private whispers passed between them; though it was easy to see, by the landlord's scratching his head, that things did not go to their wishes. The landlord had swelled his body tó a prodigious size, and worked up his complexion to a standing crimson, by his zeal for the prosperity of the church, which he expressed every hour of the day, as his customers dropped in, by repeated bumpers." He had not time to go to church himself, but, as my friend told me in my ear, had headed à mob at the pulling down two or three meeting-houses. While supper was preparing, he enlarged upon the happiness of the neighbouring shire; · For,' says he, there is scarce a Presbyterian in the whole country, except the bishop.' In short, I found by his discourse that he had learned a great deal of politics, but not one word of religion, from the parson of his parish ; and, indeed, that he had scarce any other notion of religion, but that it consisted in hating Presbyterians. I had a remarkable instance of his notions in this particular. Upon seeing a poor decrepid old woman pass under the window where we sat, he desired me to take no notice of her ; and afterwards informed me, that she was generally reputed a witch by the country people, but that, for his part, he was apt to believe she was a Presbyterian.

Supper was no sooner served in, than he took occasion, from a shoulder of mutton that lay before us, to cry up the plenty of England, which would be the "happiest country in the world, provided we would live within ourselves. Upon which, he expatiated on the inconveniences of trade, that carried from us the commodities of our country, and made a parcel of upstarts as rich as men of the most ancient families of England. He then declared, frankly, that he had always been against all treaties and alliances with foreigners; Our wooden walls,' says he, are our security, and we may bid defiance to the whole world, especially if they should attack us when the militia is out. I ventured to reply, that I had as great an opinion of the English fleet as he had; but I could not see how they could be paid, and manned, and fitted out, unless we encouraged trade and navigation. He replied, with some vehemence, that he would undertake to prove trade would be the ruin of the English nation. I would fain have put him upon it; but he contented himself with affirming it more eagerly, to which he added two or three curses upon the London merchants, not forgetting the directors of the bank. After supper he asked me if I was an admirer of punch; and he immediately called for a sneaker. I took this occasion to insinuate the advantages of trade, by observing to him, that the water was the only native of England that could be made use of on this occasion: but that the lemons, the brandy, the sugar, and the nutmeg, were all foreigners. This put him into some confusion; but the landlord, who overheard me, brought him off

, by affirming, that, for constant use, there was no liquor like a cup of English water, provided it had malt enough in it. My’squire laughed heartily at the conceit, and made the landlord sit down with us.

We sat pretty late over our punch; and, amidst a great deal of improving discourse, drank the healths of several persons in the country, whom I had never heard of, that, they both assured me, were the ablest statesmen in the nation; and of some Londoners whom they extolled to the skies for their wit, and who, I knew, passed in town for silly fellows. It being now midnight, and my friend perceiving by his almanac that the moon was up, he called for his horses, and took a sudden resolution to go to his house, which was at three miles distance from the town, after having bethought himself that he never slept well out of his own bed. He shook me very heartily by the hand at parting, and discovered a great air of satisfaction in his looks, that he had met with an opportunity of showing his parts, and left me a much wiser man than he found me.

No. 23. FRIDAY, MARCH 9.

VIRG.

Illis ira modum supra est, et sæpe venenum

Morsibus inspirant.In the wars of Europe which were waged among our forefathers, it was usual for the enemy, when there was a king in the field, to demand by a trumpet in what part of the camp he resided, that they might avoid tiring upon the royal pavilion. Our party contests in England were heretofore managed with the same kind of decency and good breeding. The person of the prince was always looked upon as sacred; and whatever severe usage his friends or ministers met with, none presumed to direct their hostilities at their sovereign. The enemies of our present settlement are of such a coarse kind of make, and so equally void of loyalty and good manners, that they are grown scurrilous upon the royal family, and treat the most exalted characters with the most opprobrious language.

This petulance in conversation is particularly observed to prevail among some of that sex where it appears the most unbecoming and the most unnatural. Many of these act with the greater licentiousness, because they know they can act with the greater impunity. This consideration, indeed, engages the most generous and well-bred even of our she malecontents, to make no ill use of the indulgence of our lawgivers: and to discover in their debates at least the delicacy of the woman, if not the duty of the subject. But it is generally remarked, that every one of them, who is a shrew in domestic life, is now become a scold in politics. And as for those of the party, who are of a superior rank and unblemished virtue, it must be a melancholy reflection for them to consider that all the common women of the town are of their side: for which reason they ought to preserve a more than ordinary modesty in their satirical excursions, that their characters may not be liable to suspicion,

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