TO THE SHIP IN WHICH LORD C-ST-R-GH SAILED FOR THE CONTINENT. Imitated from Horace, lib. i. ode 3. So may my Lady's prayers prevail,3 From Eolus, that older Bags, 4 And, therefore, quarter of a King— (As Van, or any other calf, May find, without much figuring). Waft him, oh ye kindly breezes, Waft this Lord of place and pelf, Any where his Lordship pleases, Though 'twere to Old Nick himself! Oh, what a face of brass was his, 7 To Russian threats and Austrian juggle; And leave the sinking African 8 To fall without one saving struggle'Mong ministers from North and South, To shew his lack of shame and sense, And hoist the Sign of "Bull and Mouth" For blunders and for eloquence ! In vain we wish our Secs. at home? And make such noodles of themselves. But such hath always been the case- Then came the Doctor, for our ease, With E-d-ns, Ch-th-ms, H-wk-b-s, And other deadly maladies. When each, in turn, had run their rigs, And oh, I blush, I blush to say, When these, in turn, were put to flight, too, Illustrious T-MP-E flew away With lots of pens he had no right to!3 In short, what will not mortal man do? 4 SKETCH OF THE FIRST ACT OF A NEW ROMANTIC DRAMA. " AND now," quoth the goddess, in accents jocose, 66 True, true," said the hag, looking arch at her elves, "And a double-Ex dose they compose, in themselves." This joke, the sly meaning of which was seen lucidly, Set all the devils a laughing most deucedly, So, in went the pair, and (what none thought surprising) Show'd talents for sinking as great as for rising; While not a grim phiz in that realm but was lighted With joy to see spirits so twin-like united- "Having got good materials, I'll brew such a dose But, no-the wise hag wouldn't hear of the 64 66 The Ex-Chancellor!" echoed her imps, the "Like your meddling High Priest, to add zest to Why talk of one Ex, when your Mischief has Thus saying, she pops in the Irish Grand Lama two of 'em?" Post macies, et nova febrium Terris incubit cohors. tarda necessitas Lethi corripuit gradum. Expertus vacuum Dædalus aëra Pennis non homini datis. Which great event ends the First Act of the Drama. ANIMAL MAGNETISM. THOUGH fam'd was Mesmer, in his day, When, standing as if the gods to invoke, he Though strange these things, to mind and sense, If you wish still stranger things to see— If you wish to know the power immense Of the true magnetic influence, Just go to her Majesty's Treasury, And learn the wonders working there— And I'll be hang'd if you don't stare! Talk of your animal magnetists, And that wave of the hand no soul resists, Not all its witcheries can compete With the friendly beckon towards Downing Street, These effects observe (with which I begin), That, in short-not to mince his situation – Ever since the fatal day which saw As it sent Harry Bm to the right about- This wondrous change by outward survey; It being, in fact, the' interior man That's turn'd completely topsy-turvy :Like a case that lately, in reading o'er 'em, I found in the Acta Eruditorum, The name of the heroine of the performances at the North London Hospital. 2 The technical term for the movements of the magnetizer's hand. Whose dwelling dark, as legends say, In short, dear Bob, Destroyer the Second And, seizing that magic wand, himself, Which erst thy conjurors left on the shelf, Transforms the boys of the Boyne and Liffey All into foreigners, in a jiffey — Aliens, outcasts, every soul of 'em, Born but for whips and chains, the whole of 'em! Never, in short, did parallel Betwixt two heroes gee so well; And, among the points in which they fit, There's one, dear Bob, I can't omit. And all Arabia breathes from yonder box This is not quite according to the facts of the case; his Port's Rape of the Lock. wife having been the contriver of the stratagem, and remained 2 Groot, or Grote, Latinized into Grotius. 3 For the particulars of this escape of Grotius from the Castle of Louvenstein, by means of a box (only three feet and a half long, it is said) in which books used to be occasionally sent to him and foul linen returned, see any of the Biographical Dictionaries. in the prison herself to give him time for escape. 5 Pallida Mors æquo pulsat pede, &c. HORAT. 6" A needless Alexandrine ends the song That, like a wounded snake, drags its slow length along." And t'other means to do: As honest, in their way; Bills, payable at distant sight, Beyond the Grecian kalends, When all good deeds will come to light, When W-ll-ngt-n will do what's right, And Rowland pay his balance. To catch the banker all have sought, Sir Richard Birnie doth decide In private coach, with crest, to ride, Oh W-11-ngt-n, oh Stephenson, Ye ever-boring pair, "Vain are the spells, the Destroyer Treads the Domdaniel floor." Thalaba, a Metrical Romance. THE BOY STATESMAN. BY A TORY. "That boy will be the death of me." Mathews at Home. Ан, Tories dear, our ruin is near, Like the late Charles Mathews' croak in my ear, "That boy-that boy'll be the death of you all." He will, God help us!-not even Scriblerius In the "Art of Sinking" his match could be; As already doth Gr-h-m of Netherby! And a foolish lad was that only one, |