And fowls and geese did cackle, And the spray dashed o'er the funnels, And down the deck in runnels; And the rushing water soaks all, To the stokers whose black faces And the steward jumps up, and hastens For the necessary basins. Then the Greeks they groaned and quivered, And the Turkish women for'ard The mothers clutched their children; The men sung Mashallah Bismillah!" As the warring waters doused them, And splashed them and soused them; And they called upon the Prophet, And thought but little of it. Then all the fleas in Jewry Would never pay for cabins ;) And each man moaned and jabbered in His filthy Jewish gabardine, In woe and lamentation, And howling consternation. And the splashing water drenches Their dirty brats and wenches ; And they crawl from bales and benches, In a hundred thousand stenches. This was the white squall famous, And which all will well remember On the 28th September; When a Prussian captain of Lancers (Those tight-laced, whiskered prancers) Came on the deck astonished, By that wild squall admonished, And wondering cried, “Potz tausend, Cigar in all the bustle, And scorned the tempest's tussle ; And oft we've thought hereafter With that vain wind could wrestle ; And when a wreck we thought her, And doomed ourselves to slaughter, How gayly he fought her, And through the hubbub brought her, And as the tempest caught her, Cried, "GEORGE! SOME BRANDY AND WATER!" |