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"Did you not order me to lay down my jection exceeded considerably that of the parquiver" argued Mr. D'Aaroni, beginning to feel ticular genus of the bonnet species yelept by slightly nettled by this raillery of his favourite milliners "poke," it still presented a ponderous theory, which, coming from one so gentle and and cavernous appearance; and loomed over her generally so reserved, rather astonished him. countenance in a still more threatening manner "Oh I compared your satirical vein to a on account of being raised behind and depressed quiver!" she replied, laughing. "Very true; over her eyes, according to the then fashion, so but I was thinking only of fat old gentlemen in as to exhibit a very large portion of a brown tight green clothes, and old maids in green silk skuil-cap, drawn up and tied over the grey dresses, on a green lawn, discharging small hair at the back of her head with a neat brown arrows at a straw target with a large bull's-eye. silk riband. I had forgotten that people ever battered towns with bows and arrows."

"La! now, my dear, good morning! how beautiful!" said the old lady, advancing rather rapidly, for her, towards her niece, her features beaming with loving-kindness and merriment.

"And when my quiver is exhausted in Par liament," replied he, heartily laughing at his own discomfiture, "will you pardon my apply-"I congratulate you, my dear Lucy," she coning to you to replenish it?"

"Not at all,-not at all," she replied. "But I must own you are very good-natured not to be angry with me. No, I will never have anything to do with those unfathomable politics. You, and George, and the rest, may have them all to yourselves, and welcome."

"But your brother, fair lady?"

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'My dear Harry? I should like very much to know what he would say to your politicopoetical Asiatic theory."

Before Mr. D'Aaroni had time to reply, the door was thrown open, and Miss Fonderson was announced. Miss Fonderson belonged to a class of females rather numerous in England; and to that particular section of that class, who, having remained single up to very mature years, either by reason of some implacable necessity, or of some eccentric idiosyncrasy of their own proper nature at all events, for no reason connected with religion-do, nevertheless, through some ethical perversity, seem to excel, in all moral excellencies, the rest of their sex. She was short and stout, between sixty and sixty-five years of age, and rejoiced in the uncoveted, unenvied, and therefore by no means undesirable gift, of a plain, good-natured countenance. Under the impression, probably, that for whatever deficiency of proportion she might be indebted to Nature, it was not, at all events, in the particular of width or circumference, her slate-coloured poplin dress was scantily gathered up in a very thin congregation of puckers, around an artificial waist, constructed just under her arms, in precisely the spot, perhaps, where it would have been if Nature had not despoiled her of the height which her breadth required. On the bottom of the dress aforesaid, one shallow, but very full flounce, kept up a proper state of expansion below, so as effectually to veil her high-quartered prunella shoes. Her bonnet, both in its make and position, had rather a quizzical appearance. Good-naturedly wishing to accord herself as far as might be to the vagaries of fashion, she had diminished the front by about half an inch; but, as its ordinary pro

tinued, shaking her niece's small white hand with a heartiness and cordiality that was all but painful, "with my whole heart. I can do that, you know!" and the old lady chuckled at her own facetiousness. Then turning her head round, and taking a survey of the room, “This is all very pretty; is it not, my dear?" she proceeded. "I'm sure I hope you will live long to enjoy it, and that you will enjoy it. Where's your mamma, my dear? Oh, there! I see;" and Miss Fonderson proceeded to her sister to congratulate her upon her daughter's bright prospects of happiness.

"My dear Fanny," she said with heartfelt warmth, addressing Mrs. Sumner, "you are looking very well. How pleased and happy you must be !-really a nice match for dear Lucy! La, now, fifty years ago, Fanny, ch! who'd have thought it! At dear Yellow-Valley House in Antigua? - Do you remember crying when : Jenny Jones was going to-what d'you call it? -carry you to school? and getting the poor slave a beating by declaring that she was pinching you? And when we were coming to England, your dropping mustard into the captain's grog whilst he was asleep? and putting a crab in his bed?" And the old lady laughed until the tears ran down her cheeks.

"But how is that sweet boy Henry?" she continued; "have you heard from him lately?" "He is reading very hard for his degree," replied Mrs. Sumner.

"O the dear boy, he'll come off splendidly when he's examined, I'm sure-so clever and affectionate. I love that boy quite as dearly as if he were my own. Give my love to him when you write, Fanny."

"I'm afraid you would sadly spoil him, Mary, if he were," said Mrs. Sumner; "I am not sure that you have not partly succeeded in doing so already."

Me, Fanny? Impossible! He spoiled? Such an affectionate, such a generous boy!"

This dialogue between Mrs. Sumner and her maiden sister had been continued standing; at the end of it Miss Fonderson withdrew, and

seated herself in a remote corner of the room upon one of two vacant chairs, whence she occupied herself in gazing alternately at her sister and niece with an expression of intense delight.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Perigord had followed her aunt with a thoughtful gaze, as she left her to address her mother; her last words had strangely impressed her, she knew not how or why-"This is all very pretty; is it not, my dear? I hope you will live long to enjoy it." They had been heartily, sincerely uttered, with her aunt's usual genuine benevolence; she had meant just what she said, and no more. Yet Mrs. Perigord felt in them a latent irony. They had struck some secret spring within her. It jarred slightly; and an unacknowledged, but undeniable, sensation of discord remained within her.

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"Did that lady address the chairs and tables, or Mrs. Perigord, when she exclaimed, La! how beautiful?" inquired Mr. D'Aaroni.

"You have the misfortune, Mr. D'Aaroni," replied Mrs. Perigord, almost with severity, "to aim your satire at one of those who are dearest to me."

Mr. D'Aaroni was proceeding to make amends for his mistake in the most courteous and contrite terms at his command, when a thundering and prolonged double, or rather centuple, salutation at the large entrance-doors startled every one in Mrs. Perigord's drawing-room, and very nearly sent poor Mrs. Sumner, who was of a highly nervous temperament, into a fit of hys

teria.

"A slight relaxation of vigilance below, I should think!" remarked Mr. D'Aaroni to a young lady who was seated between himself and Mrs. Perigord, and who had been one of that lady's bridesmaids.

"I think I may venture to 'guess who will be announced," said Mrs. Perigord.

trived to hire the carriage and horses of his master, for these occasions, at an unusually low price, she was in the habit of remunerating Thong (for such was the coachman's name) rather highly for her; and thus secured the proper representation of the character in which he appeared for the day. Mrs. Roakes was not likely to be soon abashed, and to be detected in an emotion of astonishment had been death to her; but a close observer might have perceived a flurried and half-nervous expression of countenance as she entered the exquisitelyelegant drawing-room into which Sykes had just ushered her; there was a perceptible twinkle of the eyes, and a hurried manner, as she addressed her wealthy newly-married acquaintance.

"How charming you are looking, Mrs. Perigord! Dear me, what good your trip has done you! And how is your husband? What a delightful man he is! But-eh-how is Mr. Perigord shall we see him this morning?"

"He has an appointment with Sir Robert Peel," replied Mrs. Perigord.

"Oh, I so wish he were here!" said Mrs. Roakes. "He is such a judge of carriages and horses. I want him to give me his opinion of my new turn-out."

"Is the purchase made?" inquired Mrs. Perigord.

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"Oh yes," was the reply.

"Then all but one sort of opinion is too late; it not?"

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"I was intently listening, madam," replied Mr. D'Aaroni, the person addressed.

Oh, he is sure to admire it, he is such a judge. I have just come from Sir Jeffery Jenkins, and he pronounces the carriage to be in the besttaste." Mrs. Roakes was not sure that the last paragraph of this sentence was distinctly heard ; for it attracted no reply, neither that precise look of a half-envious admiration which Mrs. Roakes thought the fact of her acquaintance with a real live baronet, and ex-Lord Mayor of At that moment Sykes, the "gentleman," London, ought to have provoked; so she repeated opened the door, and, with a voice and manner it again in rather louder and more emphatic of mock pomposity, announced the name so phrase, "I thought there was a great deal of shrewdly conjectured by his mistress. Mrs. truth in Sir Jeffery Jenkins' remarks," said she. Roakes was a lady of prepossessing exterior,-a-"I beg your pardon, did you speak, sir?" tall and commanding figure, elegantly attireda face on which still lingered the last reluctantly expiring traces of beauty in days gone by. She was about fifty-seven years of age, but, except upon a close inspection, might have been mistaken for forty. She had just alighted from Mrs. Roakes had proclaimed Sir Jeffery Jena carriage, which she, regularly jobbed for the kins' opinion in a high tone of voice, and with purpose of a round of morning calls upon the the manner of a person who was challenging any richest of her acquaintance. Her own footman one in the room to dispute her position. The was stationed behind, wielding a portentous opportunity was not lost upon a gentleman about The hired coachman was made to match twenty-two years of age, tall, pale, with fair hair, for the day, by a suit of livery which he donned large grey eyes, and an expansive mouth. Rising and doffed at Mrs. Roakes's residence before from his seat, and advancing towards Mrs. Roakes, starting and on his return. He had performed "I beg pardon, madam," he said, "but how is this interesting ceremony now for four years; that? I do not quite see it. I should like you and although his temporary mistress had con- to show me how that is."

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"In Sir Jeffery Jenkins' remark, I was saying," continued Mrs. Roakes, "that nothing more surely tested people's taste than their equipages."

"I suppose, because to have an equipage in good taste, shows a greater expanse of mind," replied that lady, somewhat disconcerted, and altogether unprepared logically to maintain her position.

"Than what?" inquired the inconveniently importunate investigator.

sible to form a logical conclusion as to the result of an examination. Many of them have each a 'dodge' of his own, in which he happens to be particularly up.' He's sure to work you in that if he happen to examine you, and if it be not your 'dodge,' you're done. Then one set of examiners have got one standard one year,— "Oh! I suppose," answered Mrs. Roakes, ap- another, another. For instance, Latin writing pearing somewhat disturbed at this remorseless happened to be their great point last year, in sort of questioning, “Isuppose, than arranging fur- | which I am not at all strong. Then not unselniture, or paintings, or gardens, or such trifles." dom the examiner does not know his subject as Mrs. Perigord cast an inquiring look upon the well as you do. This is the worst accident that speaker. It so happened that she directed her|can happen. If he discover that, he's sure to regards towards Mrs. Perigord at the same moment; and the clear, bright, blue, guileless glance of the youthful bride met the dark serpent-like leer of the woman of the world ! "Don't you see, Banbury?" inquired Mr. D'Aaroni.

"No, I do.not indeed," replied that gentleman, with the utmost earnestness and gravity; "I do not see how——————”

"Oh! never mind that, my dear fellow," interrupted Mr. D'Aaroni, "keep your propositions for that elderly lady," he continued in an under tone, "and tell me, when does Harry Sumner go down?"

"Why, you know, he's the most uncertain fellow in the world. But I calculate in this way. The examinations will not be over before next week--"

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'Now do excuse me, my dear fellow, I have stayed my last minute out," interrupted the first speaker, "I must wish the ladies good morning. Do think he will be down next week?" you

"Well, I should be almost inclined to think he would," drawled out Mr. Banbury, "I must be going too."

This conversation had been lost to Mrs. Perigord and Mrs. Roakes. The one had taken occasion of the diversion it afforded to proceed to congratulate Mrs. Sumner on her daughter's "fortunate match," in phrase of as correct taste as that in which she had addressed the bride; the other to seat herself next to her good old aunt Miss Fonderson; with whom she immediately entered into a conversation, which, judging from the hearty laughter in which both repeatedly indulged, appeared to be of the most hilarious description. It was now past five o'clock, and Mr. D'Aaroni and the rest of the visitors, except Mrs. Roakes and her daughter, Miss Fonderson and Mr. Banbury, had taken their departure. The latter gentleman was proceeding to follow their example, but was detained by Mrs. Sumner, who wished to ask him a few questions about her dear son Harry.

"He is in excellent health," he answered to that lady's interrogatories; "but I should not recommend you to set your heart too much on the class he takes. The fact is, my dear madam, examiners are uncertain animals. It is impos

make you suffer for it. A friend of mine took up a dialogue of Plato last year-the first Alcibiades-which the man who examined him evidently had only just skimmed over. Both his college and private tutor declare to this day that he was good for a second. The list came out. Positively he was not placed. He only just passed. He called on one of the examiners prepared to let out.' The fellow was so urbane and gentle, that he couldn't find it in his heart to do so. We hesitated a long while,' said he,

whether or not we should give you your class, but there were five grammatical mistakes in your Latin writing, and we had all agreed that we would endeavour to raise the standard of Latin writing in the schools.'

"Latin writing!' exclaimed my friend, why, Mr. Fenwick assured me that my Latin style was even elegant-nay, Ciceronian.'

"True, Mr.,' said the examiner ; 'the style was not inelegant, but there were five grammatical mistakes in it.'

"And that is the way you raise the standard of Latin writing in the schools! I wish you good morning, Mr. Examiner,' replied my friend, terribly chagrined.

"Good morning,' said the examiner, in the blandest tone imaginable.

"Good morning, and- -,' muttered my friend, as he slammed the courteous examiner's door, adding a farewell apostrophe in English, not quite as elegant as his Latin. So you see, my dear madam, it will not do for you to set your heart too much on Sumner's success in the schools."

Even Mrs. Sumner's patience was well-nigh exhausted by this prolonged rigmarole of Mr. Banbury, interested as she was in every word connected with her darling son.

"When is Harry coming up, or down, I think you University men call it, do you not?" she inquired of Mr. Banbury as soon as that gentleman had suspended for awhile his loquacity.

"Yes, down, quite so. Why, you see, he may be here next week, but it is impossible to say; the fact is”

"Has he been reading very hard," inquired Mrs. Sumner eagerly.

"Well, I should say, not so as to injure his health," replied her good-natured informant;

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Is he liked by his college friends?" pursued Mrs. Sumner.

"Oh, quite so-I should say he is the most popular man at Baliol.”

"Dear boy!" ejaculated Miss Fonderson. Mrs. Sumner looked at her sister and smiled. "Don't the masters and all that sort of people love him?" asked the full-hearted old spinster, warming with the subject, and rising to station herself close to the group in order that she might hear the better.

"I'm told that he is one of the gayest young men at Oxford,” said Mrs. Roakes. "He is in what they call a rowing set, and does not read at all."

"Indeed!" exclaimed Miss Fonderson, boiling over with indignation, and her hitched-up bonnet heaving and tossing over her eyes, like a ship in a storm. "Who was it told you so? It isn't true, whoever it was; give Miss Fonderson's compliments to them, and tell them so. Not reading, indeed!" and then, compressing her lips and urging her breath smartly through them, she effected a long and loud sort of purring sound by the labial vibration.

“I ask pardon, madam, but I think you have mispronounced, if I might say so, the word rowing," suggested the mild and amiable Mr. Banbury; "the fact is, he pulls an excellent oar. I think you should have said rowing set."

"Ah! well, I suppose poor Harry has got weaknesses, like other people, Mrs. Roakes," said his sweet affectionate mother, "but it must be a noble character that surpasses his on the whole. He is hasty, and shows his likes and dislikes too strongly. But for generosity of disposition and depth of feeling, making every allowance for a mother's partiality, I do not think he has his equal. He feels too deeply."

"Well, he has a very partial and affectionate mother, at least," was Mrs. Roakes's reply. She then rose to take her departure, to the no small relief of her listeners. Mr. Banbury politely offered his arm to conduct her to the carriage. They had passed through the anteroom, where Mrs. Roakes had lingered for a few moments to admire the flowers, and were entering the hall, when they were met by Mr. Perigord, who had just returned from his interview.

"Ah! my dear Mr. Perigord," she exclaimed, in a voice which was distinctly heard in the drawing-room, "I'm so glad I have been fortunate enough not to miss seeing you. What a lucky man you are!" she continued, in a coquettish manner; "I have not seen such a bride since I moved to Eaton Square; no, I may say never! But you will be kept in order, mind that, as sure as my name is Roakes. Now, do just come

and give me your opinion of my new turn-out. You are such a judge of those things."

Mr. Perigord politely, but rather haughtily, complied. "Was that your carriage I saw standing near the door as I came in, madam?” he inquired. "It is very like one I saw at Millins's of Brook Street!"

"Well, I suppose it may even still be called his," replied Mrs. Roakes, "for it is still in my power to refuse it."

"You are thinking of purchasing it?"

"Why, indeed, I already consider it mine!" "It is a very neat affair. You treat your coachman to an easy chair, I observe," said Mr. Perigord, as the footman closed the door upon Mrs. Roakes.

"Oh! that," she said, putting her head out of the carriage window, "is a chair-bed which I am going to lend to a poor woman who is ill." The fact was, a few evenings before, the visitors at Mrs. Roakes's house having exceeded by one the number of her beds, she had hired for the night the piece of furniture which now adorned the roof and coach-box of her carriage, and had taken advantage of the conveyance in which she was paying her highest prized morning calls, to convey it back to the upholsterer's free of expense.' She waited until Mr. Banbury had gone fairly off, and Mr. Perigord had withdrawn into his mansion, and then directed her footman where she and the bed-chair were to be driven to. The footman conveyed his instructions to the coachman, and skipping up behind, staff in hand, Mrs. Roakes was whisked off to the upholsterer's in Millins the coachmaker's neat turn-out. Mr. Perigord retired to the library, having commissioned one of the pages at the door to request Mrs. Perigord to be so kind as to favour him with presence.

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Beauteous, passing the power of words to describe, was Lucy Perigord as she gaily entered her husband's apartment. Nor pen nor pencil could convey aught approaching to an adequate representation of the lustre of those eyes so brightly and so deeply blue; of their ever-varying expression, now of the softest melancholy, then of the brightest joyousness; now drooping in thought, at times flashing with the fire of some quick emotion that had been kindled within her; always beaming with intellect, and impressing every one who gazed upon her with a feeling, as distinct as indescribable, of the innocence and sweetness of her disposition and her deep love. It was the long, rich, dark eyelashes which overshadowed them that occasioned an expression so rare and so ever-varying ; casting a hue of thoughtfulness, or melancholy, as they drooped over those pensive orbs when her countenance was in repose, or gently raised to reveal the most laughing of glances and the

(1) A fact which, strange as it may appear, actually occurred in

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brightest of smiles. The nose, that feature which is so often out of keeping with the rest of many a lovely countenance, so much so, that a sort of ludicrousness seems to attach to its very name,-contributed, in no small degree, to the singular beauty of her face. Its outline was as fine and delicate as though chiselled out of the purest alabaster, and the dilating nostrils bespoke, even to the most casual observer, an earnestness and generosity and nobility of nature, which her affectionate gentleness conspired to elevate almost to something beyond humanity. The mouth, too, was not the least expressive feature. The lips were rather thin than otherwise, but full, and of a redness fresh as the morning rose. The corners of her mouth were slightly raised, conveying an expression of satirical archness; and, perhaps, too, a richness almost voluptuous: thus reducing again to a standard more strictly human a countenance which, save for that alone, had been almost too spiritual. As soon as the servant had closed the door, she advanced gaily to her husband, and threw her graceful arms round his neck.

"My dearest husband," she said, (she loved that word,) "what a long interview you have had with Sir Robert! However, I dare say you were rejoiced to be out of the way of such a concourse of visitors. What has taken place? Are you pleased at the result of your conversation? Tell me, dearest, all about it."

"There was nothing that would interest you, my dear," replied Mr. Perigord, imprinting a statesman-like kiss upon the whiteness of his wife's forehead.

"My dearest George!" she replied, "why, what can happen of ever so small moment concerning you which does not interest me?"

"My dear Lucy," said Mr. Perigord, somewhat coldly, it must be confessed, considering to whom it was that he was speaking, "negotiations about state affairs between the principal men in office and others, however humble, with whom they condescend to negotiate, are, I think, better kept from your sex."

"And cannot you trust me with a secret?" inquired Mrs. Perigord, accompanying the question with one of her loving and winning smiles.

"Not with secrets of that importance," he answered.

"Do you really think that I would ever breathe the whisper of a hint of anything you desired me not to mention ?" she asked.

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of my sex in general, you will soon find it does not apply to your wife.”

"But you must never expect me to trust you with secrets of such moment, Lucy," replied her husband.

"Oh! yes, but you will though," she answered, laughing, "and I shall prize your confidence the more, from knowing it to be a special exception in my favour, and from having undergone the pleasant labour of winning it-shall I not, George dear?"

"Whilst I think of it," said the Oxford firstclass man and M.P., who was thinking more of politics than of love, of Sir Robert Peel than his wife, and of himself, it may be conjectured, than either, "do you mind, Lucy, having that multitude of flowers in the ante-room moved off, now your glorious three days are over? I have requested Mr. Montacute, the celebrated connoisseur, to expend 11,000l. for me upon the best paintings he can meet with, and I wish to place them in that apartment.”

"Of course I do not, if it be your wish. Shall we send them all off to Pendlebury?"

"Perhaps you had better do so; and, as you are sending, would it not be better to send all the flowers there, my dear?”

"Not unless you particularly wish it, I am so passionately fond of flowers. Besides, their fragrance, and colour, and green leaves, almost bring the country into this dull, crowded, close London; and you know how I love the country."

"As you like, my dear,” replied the imperturbable young statesman, "but I have an aversion to them. A parcel of flowers, seeming as if they were trying all day long to tumble out of all the windows of a town house, has a most insufferably Cockney appearance to my taste."

"Then, of course, I will send them all away with the greatest pleasure," was the prompt and affectionate reply.

"You know, my dear love," continued Mr. Perigord, "if London is disagreeable, you can always run down to Pendlebury, and stay as long as you please."

"But you will not be able to do so when you are in Parliament?" she replied, inquiringly.

"No," replied her husband; "but I know that you cannot bear London, and I do hope you will never wait for me, whenever you may wish to breathe a little country air, and pick daisies in the meadows."

"George!" exclaimed his astonished wife, regarding him with another of those thoughtful and scrutinizing glances, but this time it was more prolonged. At length, on a sudden, the long dark eyelashes were gaily raised, and the sweet smile, which none but she could smile, played upon her rose-red lips and in the depths of her clear blue eyes, as she said, "My dearest George, what would the country be to me in your absence? do you imagine it will ever be

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