Does he hate the Small-note Bill? then firmly rely The Small-note Bill's a blessing, though you don't know why. Is Brougham his aversion? then Harry's your man. Does he quake at O'Connell? take doubly to Dan. Is he all for the Turks? then, at once, take the whole Russian Empire (Czar, Cossacks, and all) to your soul. In short, whatsoever he talks, thinks, or is, Be your thoughts, words, and essence the contrast of his. Nay, as Siamese ladies—at least, the polite onesAll paint their teeth black, 'cause the devil has white If ev'n, by the chances of time or of tide, Your Tory, for once, should have sense on his side, Even then stand aloof-for, be sure that Old Nick, When a Tory talks sensibly, means you some trick. Such my recipe is—and, in one single verse, I shall now, in conclusion, its substance rehearse. Be all that a Brunswicker is not, nor could be, And then-you'll be all that an honest man should be. EPISTLE OF CONDOLENCE, FROM A SLAVE-LORD, TO A COTTON-LORD. ALAS! my dear friend, what a state of affairs! How unjustly we both are despoil'd of our rights! Not a pound of black flesh shall I leave to my heirs, Nor must you any more work to death little whites. Both forc'd to submit to that general controller Whereas, were we suffer'd to do as we please With our Blacks and our Whites, as of yore we were let, We might range them alternate, like harpsichord keys, And between us thump out a good piebald duet. But this fun is all over;-farewell to the zest Which Slav'ry now lends to each tea-cup we sip; Which makes still the cruellest coffee the best, And that sugar the sweetest which smacks of the whip. Farewell, too, the Factory's white picaninniesSmall, living machines, which, if flogg'd to their tasks, Mix so well with their namesakes, the "Billies" and "Jennies," That which have got souls in 'em nobody asks ; Little Maids of the Mill, who, themselves but ill-fed, Are oblig'd, 'mong their other benevolent cares, To "keep feeding the scribblers *,"—and better, 'tis said, Than old Blackwood or Fraser have ever fed theirs. All this is now o'er, and so dismal my loss is, So hard 'tis to part from the smack of the thong, That I mean (from pure love for the old whipping process), To take to whipt syllabub all my life long. * One of the operations in cotton mills usually performed by children. THE GHOST OF MILTIADES. Ah quoties dubius Scriptis exarsit amator! Ovid. THE Ghost of Miltiades came at night, "Hath fir'd thy blood or flush'd thy brow, The Benthamite, yawning, left his bed- His ecstasy rose-so much per cent. (As we see in a glass, that tells the weather, The heat and the silver rise together,) And Liberty sung from the patriot's lip, He smil'd, as the pale moon smiles through rain, 66 Then, melting away, like a night-dream, fled! The Benthamite hears-amaz'd that ghosts par. By turns he weeps, and swears, and prays, They quote him the Stock of various nations, Lord, how he loathes the Greek quotations! |