A RECENT DIALOGUE. 1825. A BISHOP and a bold dragoon, Did thus, of late, one afternoon, Unto each other say:— "Dear bishop," quoth the brave hussar, "As nobody denies "That you a wise logician are, "'Tis fit that in this question, we "Stick each to his own art "That yours should be the sophistry, "And mine the fighting part. 66 My creed, I need not tell you, is "Like that of W- -n, "To whom no harlot comes amiss, "Save her of Babylon*; "And when we're at a loss for words, "If laughing reasoners flout us, * Cui nulla meretrix displicuit præter Babylonicam. "For lack of sense we'll draw our swords "So leave the argument to me— "And, when my holy labour "Hath lit the fires of bigotry, "Thou'lt poke them with thy sabre. "From pulpit and from sentry-box, "We'll make our joint attacks, "I at the head of my Cassocks, "And you, of your Cossacks. "So here's your health, my brave hussar, "My exquisite old fighter "Success to bigotry and war, "The musket and the mitre!" Thus pray'd the minister of heaven- Snor'd out (as if some Clerk had given T B. THE WELLINGTON SPA. "And drink oblivion to our woes." ANNA MATIlda. 1829. TALK no more of your Cheltenham and Harrowgate springs, 'Tis from Lethe we now our potations must draw; Your Lethe's a cure for-all possible things, And the doctors have nam'd it the Wellington Spa. Other physical waters but cure you in part; One cobbles your gout-t'other mends your digestion Some settle your stomach, but this heart! bless your It will settle, for ever, your Catholic Question. Unlike, too, the potions in fashion at present, This Wellington nostrum, restoring by stealth, So purges the memʼry of all that's unpleasant, That patients forget themselves into rude health. For instance, the' inventor-his having once said "He should think himself mad, if, at any one's call, "He became what he is"-is so purg'd from his head, That he now doesn't think he's a madman at all. Of course, for your mem'ries of very long standing Old chronic diseases, that date back, undaunted, To Brian Boroo and Fitz-Stephens' first landing— A dev❜l of a dose of the Lethe is wanted. But ev'n Irish patients can hardly regret An oblivion, so much in their own native style, So conveniently plann'd, that, whate'er they forget, They may go on rememb'ring it still, all the while! * * The only parallel I know to this sort of oblivion is to be found in a line of the late Mr. R. P. Knight "The pleasing memory of things forgot." A CHARACTER. 1834. HALF Whig, half Tory, like those midway things, By Mother Church, high-fed and haughty dame, |