Come to my bowl, come to my arms, But, to conclude my lang epistle, As my auld pen's worn to the grissle: Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle, Who am, most fervent, While I can either sing, or whissle, Your friend and servant TO THE SAME. April 21st, 1785. WHILE new-ca'd kye rout at the stake, To own I'm debtor To honest-hearted, auld Lapráik, For his kind letter. Forjesket sair, with weary legs, Rattlin the corn out-owre the rigs, Or dealing thro' amang the naigs Their ten hours bite, My awkart muse sair pleads and begs, The tape tless ramfeezl'd hizzie, She's saft at best, and something lazy Quo' she, Ye ken, we've been sae busy "This month an' mair, That trouth my head is grown right dizzie, "An" something, sair.' Her dowff excuses pat me mad'; So dinna ye affront your trade, But rhyme it right. Shall bauld Lapraik, the king o' hearts, • Tho' mankind were a pack o' cartes, Roose you sae weel for your deserts, In terms sae friendly, • Yet ye'll neglect to shaw your parts,zat "An thank him kindly!** Sae I gat paper in a blink, 'I vow I'll close it ; An' if ye winna mak it clink,...... "By Jove I'll prosesin !! Sae I've begun to scrawl, but whether In rhyme, or prose, or baith thegither, Or some hotch-potch that's rightly neither, Let time mak proof; But I shall scribble down some blether My worthy friend, ne'er grudge an' carp Wi' gleesome touch! Ne'er mind how fortune waft an' warps. She's gien me monie à jirt an' fleg, I'll laugh, an' sing, an' shake my leg, Now comes the sax an' twentieth simmer, Frae year to year; But yet, despite the kittle kimmer, Do ye envy the city Gent, Behint a kist to lie and sklent, Or purse-proud, big wi' cent. per cent. And muckle wame, In some bit brugh to represent A Bailie's name? Or is't the pauglity, feudal Thane; While caps and bonnets aff are taen, -- O Thou wha gies us each guid gift! • Gie me o' wit an' sense a lift, 'Then turn me, if Thou please, adrift 'Wi' cits nor lairds I wadna shift, In a' their pride!' Were this the charter of our state, On pain o' hell be rich an' great,' Damnation then would be our fate, Beyond remead; But, thanks to Heav'n! that's no the gate We learn our creed. For thus the royal mandate ran, When first the human race began, The social, friendly, honest man, Whate'er he be, 'Tis he fulfils great Nature's plan, An' none but he!' O mandate glorious and divine! In glorious light, While sordid sons of Mammon's line Are dark as night. Tho' here they scrape, an' squeeze, an' growl, Their worthless nievefu' of a soul May in some future carcass howl Or in some day-detesting owl May shun the light. Then may Lapraik and Burns arise, Still closer knit in friendship's ties, Each passing year! To W. S OCHILTREE. May, 1785. I GAT your letter, winsome Willie ; An unco vain. Should I believe, my coaxin billie, But I'se believe ye kindly meant it, I sud be laith to think ye hinted Ironic satire, sidelins sklented On my poor Musie; Tho' in sic phraisin terms ye've penn'd it, I scarce excuse ye |